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Subject: Help me with my beverages

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I am generally known as the cool boss where I work but I flipped out on someone the other day. While they might have deserved it I got a bit out of line and now that I got my point across I want to buy my employee a six pack of beverages.

I call it sorry for being an -blam!- ..beverages..

What happened does not matter but here is what I want help with. I want to number the beverages 1-6 and have a little message on the bottom of each one, culminating with something like careful dude that might not be a girl...


Help me come up with the other 5 messages or all six if you think my last one is too lame.

  • 01.04.2013 2:27 PM PDT

inb4 responses.

  • 01.04.2013 2:28 PM PDT