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Subject: The Urban Warfare Gangsters are pounding on your door.
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  • 01.04.2013 3:44 PM PDT
Subject: The Urban Warfare Gansters are pounding on your door.
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Invite them in for dinner and hugs.

  • 01.04.2013 3:44 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

Give them my watermelons.

  • 01.04.2013 3:45 PM PDT
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Take off my clothes, slit my left wrist, grab a live fish, and place a knife in its mouth, then place the fish in my mouth, then answer the door. They're too stunned to react. Grab the knife. Kill them in the confusion.

  • 01.04.2013 3:46 PM PDT
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NRA, I thought you died in the apocalypse. Glad to see you still have power and internet connection.

  • 01.04.2013 3:47 PM PDT
Subject: The Urban Warfare Gangsters are pounding on your door.
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*runs downstairs into home bunker*

*closes and locks the blast door*

lol, make that nine

[Edited on 01.04.2013 3:55 PM PST]

  • 01.04.2013 3:54 PM PDT
Subject: The Urban Warfare Gansters are pounding on your door.

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."

Pretend not to be home.

  • 01.04.2013 3:55 PM PDT
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Hey, where's that handy video you usually post along with this? I can't remember the 8 steps.

  • 01.04.2013 3:55 PM PDT

Be a canadian and invite them in to help them rethink their life.

  • 01.04.2013 3:59 PM PDT

everything/anything can be compared to sand on a beach

i'll activate my tsar bomb.

no one lives....... no one.....

  • 01.04.2013 4:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: ImOnTheDole
Take off my clothes, slit my left wrist, grab a live fish, and place a knife in its mouth, then place the fish in my mouth, then answer the door. They're too stunned to react. Grab the knife. Kill them in the confusion.
this just might work.

  • 01.04.2013 4:10 PM PDT