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Posted by: Alfirin
No, not twith a magnifying glass.
Posted by: Zanir
So you want me to stare at the ground at all times with a magnifying glass so I don't step on insects smaller than a grain of salt?


That was actually funny.

  • 01.04.2013 6:51 PM PDT
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What makes you a "higher" life form?
Posted by: Jump Into Hell
Why should I care about lower life forms?

  • 01.04.2013 6:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: aTALLmidget
Well they apparently don't know or choose to ignore the consequences of home invasion, so no.
Srs.
They lucky I don't pull out my shotgun.


lol I use swords and bug repellent, they deserve painful deaths.

  • 01.04.2013 6:53 PM PDT
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Lol? You probably enjoy pulling off their little legs too
Posted by: iwritestories
they deserve painful deaths.


[Edited on 01.04.2013 6:55 PM PST]

  • 01.04.2013 6:55 PM PDT

Why don't we just share the hill?

I try to avoid killing them. However, I don't walk around looking at the ground all day. If I find one in my house I'll normally pick it up and put it out the window.

Also, this.

  • 01.04.2013 6:57 PM PDT

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Posted by: Alfirin
What makes you a "higher" life form?
Posted by: Jump Into Hell
Why should I care about lower life forms?

Intelligence.

  • 01.04.2013 7:04 PM PDT

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Posted by: iwritestories
what's with all the bug threads tonight?

I know right? It's bugging me.

  • 01.04.2013 7:15 PM PDT

I only kill bugs in my house.

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I only kill bugs that scare me in the bathroom.

  • 01.04.2013 7:17 PM PDT

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Posted by: cisco6589384
Did anyone else read this as Sleeping on insects?
I did! Wasn't sure what was it was about till I saw it was stepping

  • 01.04.2013 7:31 PM PDT

I only kill spiders and wasps when they front on me

I do this because I know if the tables were turned, they wouldn't hesitate to mess me up

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  • 01.04.2013 7:34 PM PDT

I do the same as they would do to me. If I was small enough to fit in a spider's web it would kill me.

If I was small enough to wander into an ant's colony they would murder me.

If only I was that small or they were that big.

I must treat them the same.

  • 01.04.2013 7:36 PM PDT
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But they're doing you no harm and they never will.
Posted by: Dustofsaturn
I must treat them the same.

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Posted by: Alfirin
But they're doing you no harm and they never will.
Posted by: Dustofsaturn
I must treat them the same.


Explain wasps, AKA the devil's air force

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Am I going to hell op?

  • 01.04.2013 7:42 PM PDT

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Posted by: TH3_AV3NG3R
What house has a rocket pod, has legs, and has a long narrow barrel that probably shoots something powerful?

Sounds like you're describing the lower half of my body, actually.


Posted by: TheBrandingIron
I don't like spiders.

Don't remember animal classifications, but are arachnids insects?

You don't like spiders? What about brospider? They eat all the insects that come in your house and won't bother you unless you bother them.

I feel like spiders are so misunderstood.

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I always feel bad when I do, because I think that these are conscious beings with families, and that surely they too feel pain.

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For all questions with answers unknown to you, the proper procedure is to assume the answer is peanut butter.

While that may be true, I'm just going to pretend otherwise.

Well, they scare the ever-living -blam!- out of me, so they're going to die. I don't care what they do for the ecosystem. There's God only knows how many of them outside already, so killing the one or two bugs that come into my house isn't going to do anything but make me feel better.

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If they were meant to be alive, then we wouldn't be able to kill them.

  • 01.04.2013 7:56 PM PDT

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