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Subject: Funniest dialogue in the Halo universe?

BE HUMAN

Fight for Earth. Fight for Humanity.

What's the funniest line in Halo that comes to your mind? It can be from anything Halo-related.

  • 01.04.2013 7:29 PM PDT

OMG
Master Chief w/o his Helmet!


Stosh <3's me vicariously... at least someone does...

I'll just say that the ambient dialogue in Halo 2 was easily the best of the series. I was really surprised how many times I smiled or laughed when I went back and played it recently.

Favorite Exchange:

Johnson: They're coming from the street, down low!
Aussie Marine: *Throws frag at Elite* Happy-Birth-Day Sunshine!
Johnson: *Headshots Grunt* How'd that feel, JACKASS?

  • 01.04.2013 7:34 PM PDT

"Who needs a Johnson beat down!?"

"Ah yes, the fools who arrive conveniantly packaged in their own coffins."

And "You picked the wrong Farine to Muck with" for how it had everyone thinking there was swearing in Reach.

  • 01.04.2013 8:35 PM PDT

If you're passionate about the thing you're talking about, I'll always lend an ear.

'The Covenant is on Reach, I repeat the Covenant is on Reach.'- Reach Marine.

'These Covenant seem more fanatical than the ones we fought before.'- Cortana in Halo 4.

These were lol.

  • 01.04.2013 8:51 PM PDT
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-This ship is falling apart!

-It'll hold-

-We're not gonna make it!

-We'll make it.

-Pull up! Pull up!

  • 01.05.2013 7:01 AM PDT
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Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.


Posted by: ninjakenzen
'These Covenant seem more fanatical than the ones we fought before.'- Cortana in Halo 4.

We never saw this fanaticism.

  • 01.05.2013 7:12 AM PDT

By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

The Thursday War has some pretty funny dialogue that earned a chuckle or two from me, like the Dark Knight Rises reference where BB says he didn't give Phillips his "permission to die".

  • 01.05.2013 7:30 AM PDT


Posted by: ajw34307
The Thursday War has some pretty funny dialogue that earned a chuckle or two from me, like the Dark Knight Rises reference where BB says he didn't give Phillips his "permission to die".


Must of missed that one. Can you remember the page?

  • 01.05.2013 9:41 AM PDT

By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.


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Posted by: ajw34307
The Thursday War has some pretty funny dialogue that earned a chuckle or two from me, like the Dark Knight Rises reference where BB says he didn't give Phillips his "permission to die".


Must of missed that one. Can you remember the page?


Lucky for you I bookmarked it. :P

Chapter 9, page 221 about three-quarters of the way down the page (for the Kindle anyway).

  • 01.05.2013 9:52 AM PDT

"Men, here is where we show those split-chin, squid-head, sons of -blam!-es that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then, we are going to strangle them with their own living guts! Am I right, Marines?"

- Sgt. Johnson

if it's easter egg dialoge. I'll go with the RvB one at Crows Nest.

  • 01.05.2013 1:08 PM PDT
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"I am Warden Gabion. I am merciful and defensive. Deserved my mercy, heed my defense."

-Warden Gabion of the New Monarchy

The man's own pain induce spasms were killing him.

-John-117's inner thoughts.

Funniest thing I have ever read.

Edit: Reminds me of a Iron Man 2 scene.

[Edited on 01.06.2013 8:13 AM PST]

  • 01.06.2013 8:08 AM PDT

What? People read these?


Posted by: Alfirin
-This ship is falling apart!

-It'll hold-

-We're not gonna make it!

-We'll make it.

-Pull up! Pull up!



I feel like this was referenced in Halo 4 when [[SPOILERS]] Chief and Cortana were in the lich, and Chief was telling to pull up, but she didn't listen.

  • 01.06.2013 7:39 PM PDT

Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

If you're interested in Halo's music, check this out.

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Speaking of chuckles, let's all lol at IonicPaul, who makes friends with bugs to make up for his lack of human contact.

Posted by: ninjakenzen
'The Covenant is on Reach, I repeat the Covenant is on Reach.'- Reach Marine.

'These Covenant seem more fanatical than the ones we fought before.'- Cortana in Halo 4.

These were lol.

The second one was actually Chief, but yeah.

  • 01.06.2013 8:19 PM PDT

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i'll just leave this here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YY5y3ca4NE

  • 01.07.2013 12:27 AM PDT