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Subject: The Worst Chain Post You Have Ever Seen. Ever. Of All Time.
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What is the worst chain-post you have ever seen or ever will see? I saw this little piece o' pie earlier today and it takes the cake . . . (Ha, pastry humor. Ha.)

"Dear One Direction,

You may not realize it, when you look out into the audience and see thousands of screaming girls at your concert, but each and every one of those screaming fan girls is, a story. A story of how she lost friends because she supports you, a story of ho many arguments she has had with their parents because she is so obsessed with you guys, a story about all the -blam!- she gets from people at school because she is a fan, a story of how she cries herself to sleep because she will never be with you, the person she loves. A story of a girl who is struggling to survive her day because she is a directioner. A girl who waits hours behind a barricade to catch a glimpse of the one she loves. A girl who tried s ohard to come see you tonight. A girl, who used all her savings, begged her parents for the money, and did EVERYTHING she could t omake this moment happen. But she did it all for you guys. Because you are her inspiration, her role model, the people that she knows will always be there for her, the people who always make her happy. You may not see it when you look into the crowd every night, but they are all individual people who each have a different story behind them. You may not see it, but I do. Because I am one of those girls."

Now yours XD

[Edited on 01.04.2013 7:36 PM PST]

  • 01.04.2013 7:34 PM PDT

Evil, always finds a way!
Gnarl: Overlord

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  • 01.04.2013 7:37 PM PDT
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Poor, poor, One Directioners. All they want is to be understood, to be left alone, in the face of the blind hate that is thrown at them every day. They are true heros, sticking with what is without a doubt the most carefully crafted, deeply symbolic, and best vocally supported music of our time, in the face of all this injustice from you hipster nerds. Please die in a fire.

  • 01.04.2013 7:39 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

3SPOOKY5MEA girl meets a boy on her yahoo messenger:
crazy1 86: hey baby!!!

h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
... ... ...
crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!

h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???

crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...

crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.

crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.

crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.

crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....

h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?

crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...

crazy1 86 has signed off.

The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.

Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.

Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was in much the same condition, skinned and hanging from the ceiling fan above the bed.

  • 01.04.2013 7:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: DeNniz101
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Well, aren't you hilarious.

  • 01.04.2013 7:47 PM PDT
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8====D~

  • 01.04.2013 8:01 PM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs

Probably the YouTube ones.

  • 01.04.2013 8:02 PM PDT

I am Brosidon, King of the Brocean


Posted by: Incessant Bliss
Poor, poor, One Directioners. All they want is to be understood, to be left alone, in the face of the blind hate that is thrown at them every day. They are true heros, sticking with what is without a doubt the most carefully crafted, deeply symbolic, and best vocally supported music of our time, in the face of all this injustice from you hipster nerds. Please die in a fire.

Run! It's the Rospocalypse!

  • 01.04.2013 8:04 PM PDT


Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1
3SPOOKY5MEA girl meets a boy on her yahoo messenger:
crazy1 86: hey baby!!!

h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
... ... ...
crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!

h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???

crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...

crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.

crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.

crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.

crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....

h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?

crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...

crazy1 86 has signed off.

The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.

Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.

Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was in much the same condition, skinned and hanging from the ceiling fan above the bed.


Gotta love how all these murderers have supernatural powers.

  • 01.04.2013 8:25 PM PDT