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Disregard Females, acquire currency.

Or are you just happy to see me? Guy faps after robbing a bank.

  • 01.04.2013 8:30 PM PDT
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what in the -blam!-........

  • 01.04.2013 8:30 PM PDT

Posted by: Falcon Saber
I like how your sub box is full of science and political videos but your recommendations are full of anime girls kissing each other.

Just Zoid being Zoid ^_^

His victory pose

  • 01.04.2013 8:30 PM PDT

LOL

The cops show up and are like "WTF"

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Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

They caught him red handed.

  • 01.04.2013 8:31 PM PDT

I prefer to be the man in a mask.

That Kony activist is at it again...

  • 01.04.2013 8:32 PM PDT

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!

Oh lawdy, thanks for posting it!


Talk about sticky fingers.

A man suspected of robbing a bank was caught the next day when he appeared to be publicly -bIam!-ing, according to a release from the Seattle Police Department.

On New Year's Eve at around 5 p.m., a man walked into a Seattle bank and handed the teller a note demanding money and stating he had a bomb. The teller gave him money and the robber fled.

At about 12:30 p.m. New Year's Day, police got a complaint that a gentleman was "having a good time with himself" while lying near the entrance of a car dealership. In what the news release calls a "stroke of luck," the responding officers noticed the purported -blam!-or looked suspiciously similar to the bank robbery suspect.

The man, whose name has not been released, reportedly told officials he had not been "playing with himself," but had merely been trying to hide money in his pants. His story matched up with the money that officers found hidden in his pockets and shoes.

Unfortunately for him, his appearance also matched up with the surveillance pictures from the bank robbery.

The suspect, who police have dubbed the "Handsy Bandit," was taken into custody for investigation of robbery.


[Edited on 01.04.2013 8:32 PM PST]

  • 01.04.2013 8:32 PM PDT

Does anyone have lotion?
*Raises hand*
Is mayonnaise a lotion?

a stroke of luck

Indeed it was.

  • 01.04.2013 8:32 PM PDT

lol

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RampantAssass1n


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
They caught him red handed.
If it was red he might want to get that checked out.

  • 01.04.2013 8:33 PM PDT

Posted by: Nessy

The bungie.net community is the halo PC community that is renowned for being unbelieveably sucky.

I live in that exact Seattle neighborhood. Doh.

  • 01.04.2013 8:33 PM PDT

lol the cops called him the "Handsy Bandit"

  • 01.04.2013 8:33 PM PDT

Australian.
Send us a game invite. Preeetttyy Pleeaaaseee.

If you kept reading you would of found out that he wasn't playing with himself but actually trying to hide the money in his pants, according to the robber.

[Edited on 01.04.2013 8:34 PM PST]

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Die Hard MkIV Toyota Supra Fan
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That happens occasionally. Sometimes, thrill seekers get so engrossed in their fantasies, other methods of adrenaline rushes don't get them off any more, leading them to commit acts of crime just to get aroused.

[Edited on 01.04.2013 8:35 PM PST]

  • 01.04.2013 8:34 PM PDT

Posted by: Nessy

The bungie.net community is the halo PC community that is renowned for being unbelieveably sucky.


Posted by: WyIdfyre
That happens occasionally. Sometimes, thrill seekers get so engrossed in their fantasies, other methods of adrenaline rushes don't get them off any more, leading them to commit acts of crime just to get aroused.


And you win the "I didn't read the story award" for the day. :)

  • 01.04.2013 8:35 PM PDT

Join the Halo Haven group!

wow that is quite something.

  • 01.04.2013 8:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Frnksnbns

Posted by: WyIdfyre
That happens occasionally. Sometimes, thrill seekers get so engrossed in their fantasies, other methods of adrenaline rushes don't get them off any more, leading them to commit acts of crime just to get aroused.


And you win the "I didn't read the story award" for the day. :)
I didn't say I did. Just contributing to the limited discussion I saw.

  • 01.04.2013 8:37 PM PDT
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Quite possibly a forum member

  • 01.04.2013 8:42 PM PDT