Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how very dumb they are.
Today was a pretty fowl day. I came home to find that my dog had pooped and pissed all over the floor. Now I have a pretty weak stomach...So as I went to clean it up the stench was so powerful that I vomited all over the stairs.Defeated I waited in the living room until my mom came home. Needless to say she was pretty pissed...
Next on the agenda was to clean out the fridge. We're getting a new one and it had to be emptied and it hasn't been cleaned out in years so we found all sorts of gross things in there,but what I found next is so atrocious i'm gagging as I type this. I found a little white bottle in door,puzzled I asked my mom what it was. She didn't know so I opened it. What came out of the bottle was an odor so terrible I almost passed out. I mustered all my strength not to puke again. What I had found was a bottle of what could have only been piss,human piss. How it got there in my fridge is beyond me and honestly I never want to know how...
So flood,can you top that?
[Edited on 01.04.2013 8:35 PM PST]