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Subject: Somebody give me some riddles, Im bored.

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.

I can fly like a bird, not in the sky
which can always swim and always dry
I say goodbye at night and morning hi
I'm part of you, what am I

I follow and lead as you pass
dress yourself in black, my darkness lasts
I flee the light but without the sun
Your view of me would be gone

  • 01.04.2013 10:17 PM PDT


Posted by: IslocStarkiller
I can fly like a bird, not in the sky
which can always swim and always dry
I say goodbye at night and morning hi
I'm part of you, what am I

I follow and lead as you pass
dress yourself in black, my darkness lasts
I flee the light but without the sun
Your view of me would be gone

Your shadow.

  • 01.04.2013 10:19 PM PDT

Signatures are for little kids.


Posted by: IslocStarkiller
I can fly like a bird, not in the sky
which can always swim and always dry
I say goodbye at night and morning hi
I'm part of you, what am I

I follow and lead as you pass
dress yourself in black, my darkness lasts
I flee the light but without the sun
Your view of me would be gone
Flying unicorn?

  • 01.04.2013 10:20 PM PDT

I prefer to be the man in a mask.


Posted by: SPLEEEEENS

Posted by: Pacman Dragon
No, and fire isn't it either.

So I'm guessing that means it also isn't an explosion...

A volcano?
Yup, not posting anymore riddles.

  • 01.04.2013 10:20 PM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs

Why did the cow start doing jumping jacks?

  • 01.04.2013 10:22 PM PDT

Signatures are for little kids.


Posted by: D Deity
Why did the cow start doing jumping jacks?
Caught it's nipple in a milking machine?

  • 01.04.2013 10:23 PM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs


Posted by: Godshatter

Posted by: D Deity
Why did the cow start doing jumping jacks?
Caught it's nipple in a milking machine?
It wanted a milk shake! lololol

  • 01.04.2013 10:28 PM PDT

Signatures are for little kids.


Posted by: D Deity

Posted by: Godshatter

Posted by: D Deity
Why did the cow start doing jumping jacks?
Caught it's nipple in a milking machine?
It wanted a milk shake! lololol
lol, nice.

  • 01.04.2013 10:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: Anton P Nym
who says you have to be an ace to have fun?

Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
Stupid parents let their stupid children play games that are rated M when they should be playing Big Birds Spelling Adventures

Posted by: Kira Onime
Also the AR is actually good in CQB now and no longer a glorified baseball bat.

You sit on me, but don't take me with you.

  • 01.04.2013 11:02 PM PDT

Signatures are for little kids.

Posted by: Aj6627
You sit on me, but don't take me with you.
D77-TC cockpit seat?

  • 01.04.2013 11:05 PM PDT

My new account replacing my old one, Big fat slob 50.
Make no attempt to contact me through that account, as you will only get an automatic reply telling you to contact this account instead.

Original Join Date: 03.09.2009
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A man says, "If you lie to me I will slay you with my sword. If you tell me the truth, I will slay you with a spell."

What must you say to stay alive?

[Edited on 01.04.2013 11:07 PM PST]

  • 01.04.2013 11:07 PM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.


Posted by: Spartan 4085
A man says, "If you lie to me I will slay you with my sword. If you tell me the truth, I will slay you with a spell."

What must you say to stay alive?


"I'm lying."

  • 01.04.2013 11:08 PM PDT

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Posted by: IslocStarkiller

Posted by: Spartan 4085
A man says, "If you lie to me I will slay you with my sword. If you tell me the truth, I will slay you with a spell."

What must you say to stay alive?


"I'm lying."

Nope.

The Answer: .drows a htiw em yals lliw uoY

[Edited on 01.04.2013 11:09 PM PST]

  • 01.04.2013 11:09 PM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.


Posted by: Spartan 4085

Posted by: IslocStarkiller

Posted by: Spartan 4085
A man says, "If you lie to me I will slay you with my sword. If you tell me the truth, I will slay you with a spell."

What must you say to stay alive?


"I'm lying."

Nope.

The Answer: .drows a htiw em yals lliw uoY


Do not both answers work?

  • 01.04.2013 11:12 PM PDT

The bible is the best book Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM A PROUD CHRISTIAN. HALO IS AWESOME BUT GOD IS MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!
Did you knew that JESUSdied for you?

why is that the answer?
Posted by: Spartan 4085

Posted by: IslocStarkiller

Posted by: Spartan 4085
A man says, "If you lie to me I will slay you with my sword. If you tell me the truth, I will slay you with a spell."

What must you say to stay alive?


"I'm lying."

Nope.

The Answer: .drows a htiw em yals lliw uoY

  • 01.04.2013 11:13 PM PDT

My new account replacing my old one, Big fat slob 50.
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Posted by: BestSpartan117
why is that the answer?
Posted by: Spartan 4085

Posted by: IslocStarkiller

Posted by: Spartan 4085
A man says, "If you lie to me I will slay you with my sword. If you tell me the truth, I will slay you with a spell."

What must you say to stay alive?


"I'm lying."

Nope.

The Answer: .drows a htiw em yals lliw uoY

I don't know, I didn't make it up.

But here's another one:

A metal neither black nor red
As heavy as man's golden greed
What you do to stay ahead
With friend or arrow or steed.

[Edited on 01.04.2013 11:14 PM PST]

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Posted by: Anton P Nym
who says you have to be an ace to have fun?

Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
Stupid parents let their stupid children play games that are rated M when they should be playing Big Birds Spelling Adventures

Posted by: Kira Onime
Also the AR is actually good in CQB now and no longer a glorified baseball bat.


Posted by: Godshatter
Posted by: Aj6627
You sit on me, but don't take me with you.
D77-TC cockpit seat?


Eh, close enough.

Answer: "a chair"

EDIT: forgot to mention it's from Goldeneye.

[Edited on 01.04.2013 11:17 PM PST]

  • 01.04.2013 11:16 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

Created to protect or destroy,
I can be large or small,
Simple or elaborate.
I am commonplace, popular,
Yet people swear to neglect me.

  • 01.04.2013 11:18 PM PDT

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553


Posted by: Godshatter
Dude makes a thread, in the OP he puts 4 words at the front of the post and 4 words at the end of the post that aren't needed...

What is the post really saying?


Ahhh a clever one.

  • 01.04.2013 11:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: D Deity

Posted by: Godshatter

Posted by: D Deity
Why did the cow start doing jumping jacks?
Caught it's nipple in a milking machine?
It wanted a milk shake! lololol
That joke

That joke right there




Was on the back of a milk carton

You scammer

  • 01.04.2013 11:20 PM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.


Posted by: ElementalRunner
Created to protect or destroy,
I can be large or small,
Simple or elaborate.
I am commonplace, popular,
Yet people swear to neglect me.


The act of killing?

  • 01.04.2013 11:20 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.


Posted by: IslocStarkiller

Posted by: ElementalRunner
Created to protect or destroy,
I can be large or small,
Simple or elaborate.
I am commonplace, popular,
Yet people swear to neglect me.


The act of killing?

Nah

  • 01.04.2013 11:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: Godshatter

Posted by: IslocStarkiller
I can fly like a bird, not in the sky
which can always swim and always dry
I say goodbye at night and morning hi
I'm part of you, what am I

I follow and lead as you pass
dress yourself in black, my darkness lasts
I flee the light but without the sun
Your view of me would be gone
Flying unicorn?
Part of you is a flying unicorn?

  • 01.04.2013 11:23 PM PDT

My new account replacing my old one, Big fat slob 50.
Make no attempt to contact me through that account, as you will only get an automatic reply telling you to contact this account instead.

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Original Title: Noble Heroic Member

What has little balls and screws old ladies?

.enihcam ognib A :rewsnA ehT

  • 01.04.2013 11:31 PM PDT

The bible is the best book Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM A PROUD CHRISTIAN. HALO IS AWESOME BUT GOD IS MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!
Did you knew that JESUSdied for you?

I am one but I can't exist alone. I am invisible and yet you can see me everywhere.I am as strong as dead but a simple goodbye can hurt me and if you forget me you can destroy me.

Everyone wants me but few can find me.I hurt everyone and make people cry but everyone still seeks me desperately.

Who am I?

[Edited on 01.04.2013 11:46 PM PST]

  • 01.04.2013 11:38 PM PDT

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