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Subject: ITT: Make an ordinary task sound epic

Unto the Fray we go

Why? because text can make anything sound epic!

One by one, the frosted pieces of processed wheat tumbled into a white ceramic bowl. the pieces cascading as if it were a waterfall, rushing from a high mountaintop. The clatter of the wheat squares had ended, only to be drenched in cold, 2% milk.

your turn.

  • 01.04.2013 10:38 PM PDT

My new account replacing my old one, Big fat slob 50.
Make no attempt to contact me through that account, as you will only get an automatic reply telling you to contact this account instead.

Original Join Date: 03.09.2009
Original Title: Noble Heroic Member

I'll take a potato chip, AND EAT IT!

  • 01.04.2013 10:39 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Potato Chip.

Damn I got beat to the punch ^^^

[Edited on 01.04.2013 10:40 PM PST]

  • 01.04.2013 10:39 PM PDT

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

Quickly, and with practiced speed, Prometheus25's fingers danced across the black, plastic field below his screen, encapsulating the sheer brilliance and beauty of the words he typed as he typed about the brilliance and beauty of the the words he typed. Caught in a recursive loop, he shook his head, shrugging off the weight of the world and hit the submit button.

  • 01.04.2013 10:39 PM PDT

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!

I take a deep breath and sit down. I know that the road ahead of me, however short, will be a momentous task. In my anxiousness I grip the tabletop nearby and try to calm down. It's not use! Harder and harder I push-

And then I finish crapping.

  • 01.04.2013 10:40 PM PDT

My new account replacing my old one, Big fat slob 50.
Make no attempt to contact me through that account, as you will only get an automatic reply telling you to contact this account instead.

Original Join Date: 03.09.2009
Original Title: Noble Heroic Member


Posted by: jacobwseibers

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
Why? because text can make anything sound epic!

One by one, the frosted pieces of processed wheat tumbled into a white ceramic bowl. the pieces cascading as if it were a waterfall, rushing from a high mountaintop. The clatter of the wheat squares had ended, only to be drenched in cold, 2% milk.

your turn.


Potato Chip.

You, ARE TOO LATE!

At least you provided the video for those who haven't seen it.

[Edited on 01.04.2013 10:43 PM PST]

  • 01.04.2013 10:40 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Posted by: Spartan 4085

Posted by: jacobwseibers

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
Why? because text can make anything sound epic!

One by one, the frosted pieces of processed wheat tumbled into a white ceramic bowl. the pieces cascading as if it were a waterfall, rushing from a high mountaintop. The clatter of the wheat squares had ended, only to be drenched in cold, 2% milk.

your turn.


Potato Chip.

You, ARE TOO LATE!

Just realized that. Gratz to you sir.

  • 01.04.2013 10:41 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

After descending the mountainous staircase, I was required to reach to the heavens above to grab the sacred goblet. After acquiring the relic, I had to walk across the frozen floors of the territory that is known as "The kitchen". The seconds seemed like days as I approached the towering factory that is called "the coffee maker". After filling my drinking apparatus with the god-juice, I took one large swig.

  • 01.04.2013 10:41 PM PDT

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!


Posted by: Spartan 4085
I'll take a potato chip, AND EAT IT!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!






EDIT: Oh man, that Deathnote scene! HA! That's a real classic.

[Edited on 01.04.2013 10:43 PM PST]

  • 01.04.2013 10:41 PM PDT

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."

The man typed out his story, just as the original poster had asked of him. The clatter and click of the keys droned for minutes on end as the writer himself was lost in such a simplistic task. For seconds at a time he might stop, and let his gaze fall upon the screen, adamant about writing this and saying that, and finally upon being fully satisfied with his work, let the shadow of the mouse fall upon the Submit Button...

Hesitation, as one final glance told him the work was completed, that all was well. And then, with a simple click, all was over.

[Edited on 01.04.2013 10:47 PM PST]

  • 01.04.2013 10:44 PM PDT

One day, a man was on a dangerous mission.

His mission: find an actual sensible thread
Chances of success: 2%

His mission was most likely going to be a suicide mission. He knew this, for sensible threads are facing extinction. Overwhelmed by the amount of stupid threads, he had lost all will to carry on. His mission was coming to an end. Then, just as he was giving up, he sees a smart looking thread off in the distance. Confidence building, adrenaline pumping, he rushes on to the thread.

And now he is here.

Mission: failure

And if you we're wondering this incredibly brave man's name... It is
Big Z 20x.

  • 01.04.2013 10:44 PM PDT

The HELL you are! These are precious gifts to me and they are non-transferable! How dare you regift my challenge prize. You might as well hock a wedding ring for beer money. -DeeJ

We awoke from a crash and found a giant green robot who immediently took my sniper. We followed this robot down a staircase and into a nearby abandoned building. We watched as he jumped on the roof and shot the glass from the ceiling. A frail women's voice then echoed from his helmet. That's when I shouted.

WE GOT JACKALS IN THE COURT YARD!

  • 01.04.2013 10:44 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Posted by: Arbiter 739

Posted by: Spartan 4085
I'll take a potato chip, AND EAT IT!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!






EDIT: Oh man, that Deathnote scene! HA! That's a real classic.

Yep.

  • 01.04.2013 10:45 PM PDT

Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

If you're interested in Halo's music, check this out.

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Speaking of chuckles, let's all lol at IonicPaul, who makes friends with bugs to make up for his lack of human contact.

The icy-white plastic hooks of the similarly icy-white battery cover on the headset click as they detach from their home and it clatters to the hardwood floor. A monumental finger catches on the first obsolete battery, as it resists its inevitable fate, but it is pulled free almost instantly. It lands on the floor, rolling away from the cover that once sheltered it. A second later, its brother follows, meeting the same fate of perpetual disuse and eventual destruction in a distant processing plant of molten steel and cold efficiency.

Two new, identical brothers take the unfortunate batteries' place, full of power, oblivious to the eventual fate which will befall them.

[Edited on 01.04.2013 10:48 PM PST]

  • 01.04.2013 10:45 PM PDT


Posted by: jacobwseibers

Potato Chip.

Damn I got beat to the punch ^^^

That second top comment on that video. Lmao

  • 01.04.2013 10:46 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Posted by: DarthMike431

Posted by: jacobwseibers

Potato Chip.

Damn I got beat to the punch ^^^

That second top comment on that video. Lmao

Completely missed that....LOL

  • 01.04.2013 10:47 PM PDT

Challenge me to a Hawaiian Punch chugging contest. I dare you.


Posted by: mubox47
$.50 in store credit.

Wash the dishes



WITH FIRE

  • 01.04.2013 10:49 PM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.

The seat was comfortable. There was no doubt about it. John had required something though. Something tasty. His stomach was alerting him of hunger. Swiftly, John planted his heels on the ground, and flexed his leg muscles. This action rolled the office chair backwards, and John leaped to a standing position. He walked down the stairs. Light bulbs flickered because they were old. John ignored them. His agenda was far more important to him. Step by step, John was on a conquering descent to the living room.

The TV was still on. Jersey Shore was playing and guidos were yelling at each other and divas throwing punches. Saliva flew through the air as they wacked each other in the face. John was repulsed. He quickly averted his attention to the kitchen and walked in. He came to the pantry door. He grasped the door knob, and turned it sideways. It slightly resisted him. Was the door locked? No. John could not give up now. He had traveled so far. He gave a little more effort and jammed his shoulder into the door. It opened. He scanned the stash of snacks. He saw what he was looking for. Doritos. He grabbed the bag and violently tore it open. He grasped a crisp and shoved it into his mouth. Cheese dust exploded as he smashed his teeth into it. He had accomplished his goal.

  • 01.04.2013 11:01 PM PDT