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Subject: Something I Don't Get about the Harry Potter universe.
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Voldemort wanted to put Muggles under his boot heel and rule over them like they were serfs back in the feudal system.

And my thought to that is: Just who the -blam!- did that stupid -blam!- they think we are?

We could have wiped Mr. 'I don't have nose' from the face of this planet had we know where his pale skinny ass was. Let's see you avada kedavra a goddam cruise missile. Too impractical? I'm willing to play Whack-A-Mole using JDAMs as the mallet. Too much collateral damage? Fine. Well just make a hole in your chest so big, we could play peekabo through it.

Your followers? Lets see those panys stick waving faires do -blam!- against the combined military might of every nation on earth. I wanna see you wingardium leviosa a tank.

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  • 01.05.2013 12:41 AM PDT

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Obviously he wouldn't win in a direct fight but...

If he Used the "Imperius Curse" on the president of the united States...

He would win easily.
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Voldemort wanted to put Muggles under his boot heel and rule over them like they were serfs back in the feudal system.

And my thought to that is: Just who the -blam!- did that stupid -blam!- they think we are?

We could have wiped Mr. 'I don't have nose' from the face of this planet had we know where his pale skinny ass was. Let's see you avada kedavra a goddam cruise missile. Too impractical? I'm willing to play Whack-A-Mole using JDAMs as the mallet. Too much collateral damage? Fine. Well just make a hole in your chest so big, we could play peekabo through it.

Your followers? Lets see those panys stick waving faires do -blam!- against the combined military might of every nation on earth. I wanna see you wingardium leviosa a tank.


[Edited on 01.05.2013 12:44 AM PST]

  • 01.05.2013 12:43 AM PDT

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No. He simply wanted to eliminate those who were deemed weak by him.

  • 01.05.2013 12:44 AM PDT

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He managed to use the Imperius Curse to control the entire government of magic-users...people that are knowledgeable of and trained to defend against dark magic. He could easily use the same technique to control the world governments.

  • 01.05.2013 12:45 AM PDT
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You make out with midgets.


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I wanna see you wingardium leviosa a tank.


It's "LeviOsa", not "LevioSA".

  • 01.05.2013 12:46 AM PDT

The bible is the best book Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM A PROUD CHRISTIAN. HALO IS AWESOME BUT GOD IS MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!
Did you knew that JESUSdied for you?

He also could use magic to impersonate all world leaders...

  • 01.05.2013 12:47 AM PDT
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If he Used the "Imperius Curse" on the president of the united States...

He would have to work that angle for years, over many Presidents, systematically chipping away at the laws until he could get to the point where he could do anything catastrophic.

And all "The Boy Who Lived" would have to do is say: -blam!- it. Start performing magic live, get an audience and start telling the truth.

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I make a living of selling my body, and I don't mean sex.

What if the sword of Griffindor was actually a pair of SMGs?

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I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.

My wife was the sister of Voldemort.

The more you know

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  • 01.05.2013 12:48 AM PDT

The bible is the best book Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM A PROUD CHRISTIAN. HALO IS AWESOME BUT GOD IS MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!
Did you knew that JESUSdied for you?

It isn't that hard.

Just curse the president and you win.You don't even need to break any laws to subdue USA's muggles.

"the boy who lived" could be killed by U.S Marines for all he cares...

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If he Used the "Imperius Curse" on the president of the united States...

He would have to work that angle for years, over many Presidents, systematically chipping away at the laws until he could get to the point where he could do anything catastrophic.

And all "The Boy Who Lived" would have to do is say: -blam!- it. Start performing magic live, get an audience and start telling the truth.


[Edited on 01.05.2013 12:54 AM PST]

  • 01.05.2013 12:49 AM PDT

Relevant.

  • 01.05.2013 12:50 AM PDT

Question.

If Muggles can't even view wizard settlements with their own eyes (see: The Leaky Cauldron), how are they supposed to aim their cruise missiles?

And without magic to prevent wizards from disapparating, how are Muggles expecting to keep the wizards around for when the missile hits the ground?

A better question is why crime isn't prevalent in the wizarding world when 1st year spells like Petrificus Totalus enable all sorts of murder and robbery?

[Edited on 01.05.2013 12:57 AM PST]

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What I don't get is why people still write "the chosen one" stories.

  • 01.05.2013 12:56 AM PDT

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I choose you to dislike them.
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What I don't get is why people still write "the chosen one" stories.

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Posted by: Methew
I wanna see you wingardium leviosa a tank.


It's leviosaaaaaa

  • 01.05.2013 12:57 AM PDT

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I wonder how this would fare against mortar strikes.

  • 01.05.2013 12:58 AM PDT

The bible is the best book Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM A PROUD CHRISTIAN. HALO IS AWESOME BUT GOD IS MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!
Did you knew that JESUSdied for you?

Step1: Imperium Curse/impersionate all members of the OTAN
step2: Create an international incident.
Step 3 Have under your absolute control all nuclear bombs and all the military in the world...
Step 4 Evil Wizards win (and we don't even get to know magic exists)


[Edited on 01.05.2013 1:11 AM PST]

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