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Subject: This thread is a space ship

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Mind Reaper 771
Call me Hal. I'll be in charge of all systems involved in maintaining the well-being of the crew.


Well, there is a Rebel cruiser attacking us...soo, help?
Ion cannons charging, and anti-matter bombs are pointed at enemy weak points.

Now ask for their surrender, when refusal means death.

  • 01.05.2013 1:23 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Lifts Her Tail

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Lifts Her Tail

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Lifts Her Tail
THIS IS THE REBEL FLEET! YOU WILL BE DESTROYED ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE FEDERATION!



Wait...this is a slaver cruiser, I don't think their even union.

*Takes swig of space whisky*

Plus there are still a ton of prisoners, such as myself, aboard said cruiser. So either help us out of here or...something.

Doesnt matter. ARM WEAPONS!
also my good sir...MANTIS BOARDING PARTY!


Is that boarding party a rescue party or is this boarding party the fun kind?

*Takes swig of space whisky*

The Mantis do not know the meaning of fun.



Izzat so?

*Takes last swig of space whisky, breaks it on the bars, stabs the guard and unlocks the door with the key*

Well, thankfully they didn't strip our weapons yet.

So let's have some fun, shall we?

*Starts charging at Mantis men swords unsheathed*

LEEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNKIIIIIINS!

  • 01.05.2013 1:24 AM PDT

Name: Identity Angel
Appearance: This
background: Holy and whatnot

  • 01.05.2013 1:24 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Mind Reaper 771

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Mind Reaper 771
Call me Hal. I'll be in charge of all systems involved in maintaining the well-being of the crew.


Well, there is a Rebel cruiser attacking us...soo, help?
Ion cannons charging, and anti-matter bombs are pointed at enemy weak points.

Now ask for their surrender, when refusal means death.


They've already boarded, let me have a laugh or two and then we can blow em outta orbit and use their scrap to buy more whisky.

  • 01.05.2013 1:25 AM PDT

Want Coup? Here it is for Chrome.

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We have uncovered a mysterious marker. The church of unitology believes this marker is linked to the creation of mankind.


Have fun RPers.

  • 01.05.2013 1:26 AM PDT
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Posted by: Mind Reaper 771

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Mind Reaper 771
Call me Hal. I'll be in charge of all systems involved in maintaining the well-being of the crew.


Well, there is a Rebel cruiser attacking us...soo, help?
Ion cannons charging, and anti-matter bombs are pointed at enemy weak points.

Now ask for their surrender, when refusal means death.

Cant tell if understanding my reference or not.
Doesnt matter. ENGAGE THE CLOAK! FIRE MISSILES AT THEIR SHIELDS!

  • 01.05.2013 1:26 AM PDT
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

fluff you've made this thread like 3 times now

  • 01.05.2013 1:26 AM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Izzat so?

*Takes last swig of space whisky, breaks it on the bars, stabs the guard and unlocks the door with the key*

Well, thankfully they didn't strip our weapons yet.

So let's have some fun, shall we?

*Starts charging at Mantis men swords unsheathed*

LEEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNKIIIIIINS!


*Flings Spiked Disco Ball at Mantis*

  • 01.05.2013 1:27 AM PDT

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."

Name: Hal
Appearance: Small photo-receptors that a placed convientently on all decks and rooms of the ship
Background: A Natural Intelligence, meaning that all the main cortex and knowledge structures are from an actual Human brain.

  • 01.05.2013 1:27 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Lifts Her Tail

Posted by: Mind Reaper 771

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Mind Reaper 771
Call me Hal. I'll be in charge of all systems involved in maintaining the well-being of the crew.


Well, there is a Rebel cruiser attacking us...soo, help?
Ion cannons charging, and anti-matter bombs are pointed at enemy weak points.

Now ask for their surrender, when refusal means death.

Cant tell if understanding my reference or not.
Doesnt matter. ENGAGE THE CLOAK! FIRE MISSILES AT THEIR SHIELDS!


/ooc Your a Mantis Rebel ship from Faster Than Light.

  • 01.05.2013 1:27 AM PDT
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Posted by: deadlyfluffball



Izzat so?

*Takes last swig of space whisky, breaks it on the bars, stabs the guard and unlocks the door with the key*

Well, thankfully they didn't strip our weapons yet.

So let's have some fun, shall we?

*Starts charging at Mantis men swords unsheathed*

LEEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNKIIIIIINS!

Epic fight time!

  • 01.05.2013 1:28 AM PDT

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."

Homing Missiles fired, and miss due to the cloaking systems.

Ion cannons have a lucky break and score a direct hit, causing a power loss estimated to last for at least five minutes, depending on the competence of the enemy crew.

  • 01.05.2013 1:29 AM PDT

*gives them the look*

  • 01.05.2013 1:29 AM PDT
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Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Lifts Her Tail

Posted by: Mind Reaper 771

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Mind Reaper 771
Call me Hal. I'll be in charge of all systems involved in maintaining the well-being of the crew.


Well, there is a Rebel cruiser attacking us...soo, help?
Ion cannons charging, and anti-matter bombs are pointed at enemy weak points.

Now ask for their surrender, when refusal means death.

Cant tell if understanding my reference or not.
Doesnt matter. ENGAGE THE CLOAK! FIRE MISSILES AT THEIR SHIELDS!


/ooc Your a Mantis Rebel ship from Faster Than Light.

The most annoying Mantis Ship ever!

  • 01.05.2013 1:30 AM PDT
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You guys have fun, Im going to play the game now.

  • 01.05.2013 1:30 AM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

Well now the Mantis ship is dealt with...

Lets kill the rest of the Pirates on the ship we're supposed to be imprisoned on!

  • 01.05.2013 1:31 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Izzat so?

*Takes last swig of space whisky, breaks it on the bars, stabs the guard and unlocks the door with the key*

Well, thankfully they didn't strip our weapons yet.

So let's have some fun, shall we?

*Starts charging at Mantis men swords unsheathed*

LEEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNKIIIIIINS!


*Flings Spiked Disco Ball at Mantis*


*While spiked disco ball is flying at mantis I jump on it gaining more air*

This is for Simon the engineer/weapons control guy that burned in a fire!

*Stabs into one mantis, cutting of of the left side of his head to stab into another's chest*

Ring

*Pulls out pistol with left hand*

Ring

*Fires at one mantis with pistol*

Ring

*Stabs mantis behind me*

Ring

*Shoots mantis next to the last one I stabbed*

Ring

*Wastes clip into one mantis*

Ring

*Throws pistol out and grabs mantis by the neck*

Ring

*Shoves knife into its neck*

BANANA PHONE!

*Cuts off mantises head*


Is there a doctor in the house!?

*Pulls out another bottle of space whisky and takes a swig*

  • 01.05.2013 1:33 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
Well now the Mantis ship is dealt with...

Lets kill the rest of the Pirates on the ship we're supposed to be imprisoned on!



YAY!!!

I hope at least one of them has a chromed over peg leg, that would be so cool!

*Takes swig of space whisky*

  • 01.05.2013 1:35 AM PDT
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Well Im back. That was a horrible run.

  • 01.05.2013 1:38 AM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: Lifts Her Tail
Well Im back. That was a horrible run.


Will you join our side for the forces of adventure and large amounts of treasure?

  • 01.05.2013 1:39 AM PDT
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Fine.

  • 01.05.2013 1:40 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: Lifts Her Tail
Well Im back. That was a horrible run.


Will you join our side for the forces of adventure and large amounts of treasure?



There is probably a pretty big amount of it considering this is a space pirate ship.

  • 01.05.2013 1:41 AM PDT

*purrs at lifts her tail*

  • 01.05.2013 1:47 AM PDT

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."

I now hate you all and my own existence..

Life support is now offline, as is emergency power. The only escape for you before the self-destruct is via life pods, so unless you wish to go down with the ship... I suggest you all evacuate to the Mantis.

  • 01.05.2013 1:47 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Mind Reaper 771
I now hate you all and my own existence..

Life support is now offline, as is emergency power. The only escape for you before the self-destruct is via life pods, so unless you wish to go down with the ship... I suggest you all evacuate to the Mantis.



Mmk, I've got a spacesuit on anyway.

*Nonchalantly walks to teleport and goes into Mantis ship*

Hey everybody!

*Takes swig of space whisky*

Sorry for killing all of your buddies back there, I'm sure we can work something out!

  • 01.05.2013 1:51 AM PDT

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