Sometimes, I dream about cheese.
Posted by: Lifts Her Tail
Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Posted by: Lifts Her Tail
Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Posted by: Lifts Her Tail
THIS IS THE REBEL FLEET! YOU WILL BE DESTROYED ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE FEDERATION!
Wait...this is a slaver cruiser, I don't think their even union.
*Takes swig of space whisky*
Plus there are still a ton of prisoners, such as myself, aboard said cruiser. So either help us out of here or...something.
Doesnt matter. ARM WEAPONS!
also my good sir...MANTIS BOARDING PARTY!
Is that boarding party a rescue party or is this boarding party the fun kind?
*Takes swig of space whisky*
The Mantis do not know the meaning of fun.
Izzat so?
*Takes last swig of space whisky, breaks it on the bars, stabs the guard and unlocks the door with the key*
Well, thankfully they didn't strip our weapons yet.
So let's have some fun, shall we?
*Starts charging at Mantis men swords unsheathed*
LEEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNKIIIIIINS!