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Subject: The new Texas Chainsaw was absolutely terrible *SPOILERS*

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Let me start by saying that this movie has more funny parts than scary, and I was only entertained a little bit because there were rowdy teens in the theater that would yell out funny stuff. The female actors were also extremely attractive and they just had to include like four shots of one girls ass.

Anyway, the entire plot of the film wasn't that bad, but the way they ended it was atrocious. You find out that the main character Heather (sooooo hot) is cousins with the killer, and it just goes down hill from there. Even though this psychopath goes and mutilates all of her friends and almost kills her too, she ends up being the one who lives with him at the end and doesn't even get mad at him. Probably the worst horror movie I have ever seen.

Discuss, if anybody has seen it yet.

[Edited on 01.05.2013 10:39 AM PST]

  • 01.05.2013 10:37 AM PDT

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lol

  • 01.05.2013 10:38 AM PDT

Posted by: Falcon Saber
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It has chainsaws

I'm going there for the chainsaws

  • 01.05.2013 10:38 AM PDT
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  • 01.05.2013 10:39 AM PDT

What did you expect?

  • 01.05.2013 10:43 AM PDT
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Yeah I already saw JeremyJahns rip the -blam!- out of it. Same, I was kind of looking forward to it.

  • 01.05.2013 10:43 AM PDT

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What did you expect?

  • 01.05.2013 10:45 AM PDT
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I don't get one thing. Is this supposed to be the same girl who survived in Scream 4 or something? I didn't get why they called her a legend or whatever. And that is a terrible plot. Wasn't going to watch it anyways.

  • 01.05.2013 10:47 AM PDT

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Posted by: Bigfoot1010
I don't get one thing. Is this supposed to be the same girl who survived in Scream 4 or something? I didn't get why they called her a legend or whatever. And that is a terrible plot. Wasn't going to watch it anyways.


I think she's called a "legend" because her and the killer were thre only people who survived the house fire.

  • 01.05.2013 10:58 AM PDT

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Posted by: Teh_Zoid
It has ass shots.

I'm going there for the ass shots

  • 01.05.2013 11:23 AM PDT

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Ass shots you say?

  • 01.05.2013 12:05 PM PDT

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Posted by: yvonaukon
Ass shots you say?


You heard me.

  • 01.05.2013 12:08 PM PDT

Stop banning me please.

Surprise surprise

  • 01.05.2013 12:09 PM PDT

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Hell, the trailer screamed suckage.

  • 01.05.2013 12:11 PM PDT

Call me Stu

Was it as Bad as Cabin in the Woods?

  • 01.05.2013 12:14 PM PDT

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Posted by: FriendlyStu16
Was it as Bad as Cabin in the Woods?


I never saw that, but apparently the same hot female actress is in this movie. Multiple ass shots, unngghhh

  • 01.05.2013 12:15 PM PDT


Posted by: FriendlyStu16
Was it as Bad as Cabin in the Woods?

Cabin in the woods wasn't bad, maybe a bad horror, but not a bad film.

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Posted by: FriendlyStu16
Was it as Bad as Cabin in the Woods?

Cabin in the woods wasn't bad, maybe a bad horror, but not a bad film.


Considering what it was actually trying to accomplish, I'd say it was thriller comedy.

  • 01.05.2013 12:33 PM PDT

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Posted by: elsnben

Posted by: FriendlyStu16
Was it as Bad as Cabin in the Woods?

Cabin in the woods wasn't bad, maybe a bad horror, but not a bad film.


Considering what it was actually trying to accomplish, I'd say it was thriller comedy.

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Yea I didn't expect much from it anyways. Hollywood just keep rehashing old ideas that are long since played out and beats some to death with reckless abandon. I just some new creativity is injected into the fray soon or the blockbuster film may have seen its best days behind us now.

  • 01.05.2013 12:43 PM PDT