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Subject: Could you kill a man with a vegetable?

I could choke someone with something like a carrot, but is this a question of do we have the moral capacity to do this, or is it physically possible?

  • 01.05.2013 11:40 AM PDT

Posted by: Yamadog27
Opinions are like butholes. Everyone's got one, nobody wants to hear about it.

It's quite simple actually: shove a watermelon up his butt.

[Edited on 01.05.2013 11:41 AM PST]

  • 01.05.2013 11:41 AM PDT

He threw down a glove you made the mistake
Of picking it up now you're gone
The choosing of guns or fighting with swords
The choice of weapons is done
He'll tear you apart as soon as you start
You know you don't have a chance.

1. Get liquid nitrogen.
2. Vegetable into the Liquid nitrogen.
3. Use veg to kill somebody.

  • 01.05.2013 11:42 AM PDT

get cucumber, stick it in his/her mouth, wait for them to suffocate...

yes.

  • 01.05.2013 11:44 AM PDT

well there was this one death on 1000 ways to die where a woman used a carrot as a sex toy and as she put it in the carrot ripped a hole inside of her and she suffocated or something

  • 01.05.2013 11:45 AM PDT

Allons-y!

Only if it's stolen.

  • 01.05.2013 11:48 AM PDT
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Cucumber up the arsehole.

  • 01.05.2013 11:50 AM PDT

Fullmetal

Lets be clever guys. Tripwire with a giant pumpkin.

  • 01.05.2013 11:51 AM PDT

I'm glad you cared to look at this box with letters. Lets hang out sometime! :D

If they're allergic to a certain vegetable...

Maybe.

  • 01.05.2013 11:56 AM PDT

You can always suffocate someone with bananas.

  • 01.05.2013 11:57 AM PDT
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1. Strap C4 to carrot
2. Throw carrot
3. ?????
4. KABOOM!

  • 01.05.2013 11:58 AM PDT

I'm hated by many, but loved by none.

Lace it with poison.

  • 01.05.2013 11:58 AM PDT

You can kill someone with anything. Yes, even a newspaper.

  • 01.05.2013 11:58 AM PDT

Sharpened carrot to the jugular?

  • 01.05.2013 11:59 AM PDT

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Depends, are we referring to the food group or the people who can't live without support?

  • 01.05.2013 1:15 PM PDT
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I'm a horrible person for thinking of killing someone with a human vegetable.


Posted by: King Dutchy
Depends, are we referring to the food group or the people who can't live without support?


Good, I'm not the only one that thought about that.

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  • 01.05.2013 1:17 PM PDT

"Hello. My name is Stephen Hawking. Physicist, cosmologist, and something of a dreamer. Although I cannot move, and I have to speak through a computer, in my mind, I am free. Free to explore the universe, and ask the big questions."

I'm fairly certain that I could kill a human with a cucumber if I really, really, really had to. Of course, it wouldn't be easy and it would be a huge waste of a cucumber. And a human being.

  • 01.05.2013 1:19 PM PDT
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Lady Astor: "If I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill: "If I were your husband I'd drink it !"

Carrot

  • 01.05.2013 1:21 PM PDT

You, I don't like you.

You could gauge his eyes out with a carrot.

  • 01.05.2013 1:22 PM PDT
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banana down the throat

  • 01.05.2013 1:26 PM PDT

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Yes, you could choke someone with anything large enough to block their breathing. It wouldn't even have to be very firm, although that would certainly help. Something tough like a cucumber or carrot or zucchini could be both painful and lethal if forced down the throat.

  • 01.05.2013 1:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: Hayabusam60
Yes.

  • 01.05.2013 1:30 PM PDT

wort

choke someone with an artichoke

  • 01.05.2013 1:35 PM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson

I don't know about you guys but I instantly thought about the choking possibility.

  • 01.05.2013 1:37 PM PDT

(V)!_!(V) crab

It reminds me of the short story where a wife kills hier husband with a leg of lamb then cooks it and feeds it to the cops.

OT:Freeze it.

  • 01.05.2013 1:40 PM PDT

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