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Subject: You're a guy; you wake up pregnant and in labor

Act fast

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  • 01.05.2013 1:21 PM PDT
Subject: You wake up pregnant and in labor

WHEN DID I BECOME A WOMAN?!

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  • 01.05.2013 1:21 PM PDT
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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

But I am boy. I cannot pregnant.

  • 01.05.2013 1:21 PM PDT

You, I don't like you.

But... I don't have a uterus.

  • 01.05.2013 1:22 PM PDT
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"The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success."

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime. Give a man religion and he'll die praying for fish."
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Where in God's name is it coming out of?

  • 01.05.2013 1:22 PM PDT

Is there still time?

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I have a fetus inside me? Mother of god.

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I scream loudly in agony as my babies head flings out of my winkie whilst crying out the speech from braveheart.

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  • 01.05.2013 1:22 PM PDT
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OP is preggo

  • 01.05.2013 1:23 PM PDT


Posted by: WinyPit82
But I am boy. I cannot pregnant.

  • 01.05.2013 1:23 PM PDT
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Steam - slamt4stic
Live - SLAMt4stic

Inb4pregnantarnoldreference

  • 01.05.2013 1:39 PM PDT
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Forklifts cannot get pregnant....

  • 01.05.2013 1:41 PM PDT

I suddenly remember I'm a man, and I'm not in labor, I just have to take a massive dump.

  • 01.05.2013 1:44 PM PDT
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Do what this guy did.

  • 01.05.2013 1:45 PM PDT

You, I don't like you.

Okay then, to the abortion clinic!

  • 01.05.2013 1:46 PM PDT

~:O>~~

Drive as fast as I can to the Hospital and have them perform an emergency c-section while under an aesthetic... I wake up a father with a badass scar across his abs!

Chicks will dig it!!!

  • 01.05.2013 1:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: James2811
Where in God's name is it coming out of?

  • 01.05.2013 1:47 PM PDT
Subject: You're guy; you wake up pregnant and in labor

It could be a tumor.

  • 01.05.2013 1:48 PM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

That damn Facehugger better pay the child support. I'm not going to raise his baby all by myself.

  • 01.05.2013 1:48 PM PDT
Subject: You wake up pregnant and in labor

The only option is to commit sudoku.

  • 01.05.2013 1:49 PM PDT
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"You are guy"

No. My name is not Guy.

  • 01.05.2013 1:49 PM PDT

NON FACET NOBIS CALCITRARE VESTRUM PERNǢUM

How would I know I was pregnant? As a guy I wouldn't even know what to think that pain and such was from. I'd probably think I was dying.

  • 01.05.2013 1:49 PM PDT

I must be a manwo

  • 01.05.2013 1:50 PM PDT


Posted by: Redninetynine
The only option is to commit sudoku.

Your gonna play a game similar to a crossword but with numbers?

  • 01.05.2013 1:53 PM PDT
Subject: You're a guy; you wake up pregnant and in labor
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So what am I giving birth to?

  • 01.05.2013 1:55 PM PDT

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