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News StoryGuy gets in a fight with his wife, leaves the hotel, steals a golf car and 5 bottles of champagne, and tries to drive the golf car 109 miles back to his house.This guy just raised the bar for epic fails.
Epic fails? Please.The way you've described it, the man's a legend.
Without a sign, his sword the brave man draws, and asks no omen but his country's cause
Posted by: StruveeIt's more than I did today
Oh, I've done better.I quit my job to go to a nicer one grabbed a beer and jumped from a second story window into a bush. Overall a productive day.