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Subject: Want to send an american soldier a free slim jim? Now you can!
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Posted by: Toxifies
This isn't the best place to write about this. Sadly, most Floodians only see our American troops as evil government controlled robots. But they do not know that there are teens out there risking there lives for something they believe is righteous. To defend their country, away from their family, seeing their friends die. But no, these Floodians do not respect that, the people here are crazy conspiracy theorists that for some reason blame the soldiers themselves instead of the government.

I will send a slim jim, because I know there is a kid out there my age missing his family, may have even seen some terrible things.

So much this, cant lyou ittle -blam!-s just thank them for providing their services? Or are you that much in denial that you cant imagine this soldiers as people with feelings and a family, but instead think of them as govt. puppets who kill everything that moves?

  • 01.05.2013 3:56 PM PDT

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-Politicians send in soldiers to fight in middle east
-Soldiers do their job
-People get mad at soldiers for being there
-Politicians fault
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  • 01.05.2013 3:56 PM PDT

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Posted by: ossku

Posted by: Toxifies
To defend their country,

They defend their country by being in Irak or Afghanistan(Or whatever)?

Makes sense.


Grow half a brain and maybe you can at some point in your life grasp even the most remote understanding of 'why'.

  • 01.05.2013 3:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: Cody Lundin
They dont?

Both my brothers are in the Navy. Both graduated in the top 5 of their highschool classes.

Both were accepted to ivy league schools. Hmm, that sounds like no qualifications.


Good to know, it's pretty irrelevant anyway because if you're in the army then you are stupid no matter what qualifications you have.

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Posted by: Mister Donut
Sending them one stating, "ifarted69".
I lol'd.

  • 01.05.2013 3:57 PM PDT

ITT: Butthurt euros jelly of our sweet ass military's ability to get free slim jims.

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Posted by: challengerX
No. American troops need to leave the Middle East.




Like they choose to be there?

  • 01.05.2013 3:58 PM PDT

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Posted by: ExaltedWarrior
Although the thread says its for American soldiers, the link does not specify...so I guess Canadian soldiers and British soldiers along with any other forces get the slim Jim's...I could be wrong

Well the stars and stripes around the logo of Tribute to the Troops gives me the impression it's America.

  • 01.05.2013 3:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: Player3Th0mas1

Posted by: challengerX

Posted by: jetmann113

Posted by: challengerX
No. American troops need to leave the Middle East.
They don't want to be there either. Be nice

Please.

The war crimes your country has committed would make the N@zis blush.


Black sites, torture rooms, shooting civillians, raping and abusing prisoners... Yup, totally counting up for a safe America.

He's saying this like every country at war doesn't to this.

  • 01.05.2013 3:58 PM PDT


Posted by: Cody Lundin

Posted by: Player3Th0mas1

Posted by: Cody Lundin
"Thank you for keeping our great country safe. Good luck and god bless"

My message


How is killing, torturing and shooting civillians keeping America safe? Oh, right, it isnt!

America is the best defended country in the whole world! No amrrican soldier in the middle east is helping america to be safe.


Again, please walk on to a military base and say that.

otherwise you have no balls


If youbuy me a plane ticket... I will... America has no business at all in the middle east. Just because one terrorist group has made some attacks, doesnt mean you can take over a couple of countries!

But I dont want to be banned for political discussion, so youll have todo it with this.

  • 01.05.2013 3:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mastergee

Posted by: Cody Lundin
They dont?

Both my brothers are in the Navy. Both graduated in the top 5 of their highschool classes.

Both were accepted to ivy league schools. Hmm, that sounds like no qualifications.


Good to know, it's pretty irrelevant anyway because if you're in the army then you are stupid no matter what qualifications you have.


Dont know why they would be stupid.

I would be in the Army (not Navy since I hate boats) if I hadnt gotten a scholarship to college.

Hell, after their 4 year tour is up the government will PAY for their college. Thats saving a ton of money.

Pretty smart.

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Posted by: Telec
Remember kids: when Uncle Delta tells you he has sweeties, he isn't lying.

Now get in the van.


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Posted by: ExaltedWarrior
Although the thread says its for American soldiers, the link does not specify...so I guess Canadian soldiers and British soldiers along with any other forces get the slim Jim's...I could be wrong



If they end up in Camp Bastion you can expect a lot of 'What the -blam!- is a Slim Jim?' questions being asked.

[Edited on 01.05.2013 4:00 PM PST]

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Posted by: Player3Th0mas1

Posted by: challengerX

Posted by: jetmann113

Posted by: challengerX
No. American troops need to leave the Middle East.
They don't want to be there either. Be nice

Please.

The war crimes your country has committed would make the N@zis blush.


Black sites, torture rooms, shooting civillians, raping and abusing prisoners... Yup, totally counting up for a safe America.

You make it sound like everyone in the American Armed Forces does this.

They aren't murderers. They're soldiers doing a dirty job and doing it with honor.

  • 01.05.2013 4:00 PM PDT


Posted by: Judge Infinite

Posted by: Player3Th0mas1

Posted by: challengerX

Posted by: jetmann113

Posted by: challengerX
No. American troops need to leave the Middle East.
They don't want to be there either. Be nice

Please.

The war crimes your country has committed would make the N@zis blush.


Black sites, torture rooms, shooting civillians, raping and abusing prisoners... Yup, totally counting up for a safe America.

He's saying this like every country at war doesn't to this.


At war??. With who??? One terrorist group? And you -blam!- up a coup,e of coutries for that?

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Posted by: Judge Infinite
He's saying this like every country at war doesn't to this.

The fact that this is common makes it acceptable?

Breaking international laws is acceptable?

R@ping and torturing children is acceptable?

[Edited on 01.05.2013 4:01 PM PST]

  • 01.05.2013 4:01 PM PDT

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Posted by: Chipax3d
ITT: Butthurt euros jelly of our sweet ass military's ability to get free slim jims.
Where are the Euros?

  • 01.05.2013 4:01 PM PDT

Posted by: Falcon Saber
I like how your sub box is full of science and political videos but your recommendations are full of anime girls kissing each other.

Just Zoid being Zoid ^_^

This turned sour fast

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Posted by: Cody Lundin
I would be in the Army


>Proving my point about stupid people in the army.

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Posted by: Teh_Zoid
This turned sour fast

Welcome to teh flood. Here everyone looks at the -blam!- side of life.

  • 01.05.2013 4:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: challengerX

Posted by: Judge Infinite
He's saying this like every country at war doesn't to this.

The fact that this is common makes it acceptable?

Breaking international laws is acceptable?

R@ping and torturing children is acceptable?

Implying children are raped and tortured. I like how you pull that out of your rear and try to pass it off as valid. And the Geneva Convention says nothing about POW interrogation. And in urban warfare, civilian casualties is inevitable.

  • 01.05.2013 4:03 PM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

So much rage over a spiced meat product.

Play nice(r) or go rage elsewhere please. It's a freaking Slim Jim for pity's sake.

  • 01.05.2013 4:03 PM PDT

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