"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"
-Sgt. Johnson
Posted by: NavG123
I would take a knife, sneak into Valve HQ, and stab someone in the back, take the ring off for a second, look around frantically, put it back on, and run.
You should tape a sticky note on the body that says "Half-Life 3 NOA!!!"