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Subject: The bad advice thread

Unto the Fray we go

Disclaimer: this is for entertainment and humorous purposes only.

OK flood, let do one of the things we do best, give bad advice!

bonus points for creativity and the worse the advice, the better.

example:
-I woke up and my arm hurts what do I do?

pour liquid nitrogen on your arm.

go flood go!

[Edited on 01.05.2013 9:52 PM PST]

  • 01.05.2013 9:48 PM PDT

Lets keep this thread going!


  • 01.05.2013 9:49 PM PDT

We work in the dark to serve the light.

I want to keep a good rep on B.Net

Make a thread about bad advice.

  • 01.05.2013 9:50 PM PDT

Remember, grammar is the difference between; "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse." And "I helped my uncle jack off a horse."
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When microwaving something, you should stand as close as possible to the microwave.

  • 01.05.2013 9:50 PM PDT

When a girl says no to anything......whip it out.

  • 01.05.2013 9:51 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: ZombieFishSticks
When microwaving something, you should stand as close as possible to the microwave.


With the door hanging open ans the safety overridden.

  • 01.05.2013 9:51 PM PDT

Want a girlfriend? Be a douche.

  • 01.05.2013 9:52 PM PDT

Donkey punch is great foreplay

  • 01.05.2013 9:52 PM PDT

Still better than you.

.....most of you, at least.

Posted by: ZombieFishSticks
When microwaving something, you should stand as close as possible to the microwave.
Assuming your microwave isnt a billion years old, this isn't really that bad advice. It is maybe not reccomended, but it shouldn't be a problem.

OT: When dealing with Cattle, it is important to always make sudden movements, to demonstrate your superiority.

  • 01.05.2013 9:52 PM PDT


Posted by: M1Silencer
Want a girlfriend? Be a douche.


But it works for all the -blam!-s that play lacrosse...

  • 01.05.2013 9:53 PM PDT

Go to the Flood if you need advice.

  • 01.05.2013 9:54 PM PDT

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I'd like to think that I walk that line every day."

Take a long walk on a short pier.

  • 01.05.2013 9:54 PM PDT

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Posted by: M1Silencer
Want a girlfriend? Ask the Flood for advice.

  • 01.05.2013 9:54 PM PDT
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Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

From yesterday:

In China, Too Young is just a name

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Masochism is a great way to get out anger, ignore therapists.

  • 01.05.2013 10:02 PM PDT