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Subject: When's it acceptable to go after a girl?

I can see her asking OP for advice about her new crush in the near future.

  • 01.05.2013 10:43 PM PDT

I know you are but what am I?

You can't go after her unless she's running away, now can you?

  • 01.05.2013 10:59 PM PDT

It's as simple as kissing her. If she pulls back, it's too soon. If not, you're in.

Why is it so bloody difficult for the Flood to understand these simple things?

  • 01.05.2013 10:59 PM PDT
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By the sounds of it she probably thinks you're her gaiye best friend

  • 01.05.2013 11:00 PM PDT
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Endlessoblivion

When she has you un tis un tis.

  • 01.05.2013 11:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: MORTO_hi
NAH TOO BAD BRO YOU'RE IN THE FRIENDZONE

Exactly

  • 01.05.2013 11:02 PM PDT

throwning snowballs at cars is like doing a bell ditch. The end result is basically the same: sprinting away from the large man exiting his car who yells profanities, hiding behind a house, and watching as his car patrols the street, waiting to murder you.

Asking the flood for dating advice is like you going up to a bunch of starving Africans and debating the pros and cons of the bacon roll vs the double cheeseburger.

Some one who stands for nothing shall fall for everything.

Just act as if she's already your girlfriend, that always makes girls forget their ex's and they just get used to you as a 'boyfriend' so you don't get friendzoned either.

  • 01.05.2013 11:02 PM PDT

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends;
Not with a bang but a whimper.

If you're talking on the phone for hours, she's already in to you, so I think her feelings would be hurt if you didn't go out with her.

  • 01.05.2013 11:04 PM PDT

I made a cardboard MA5B!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Can vary widely from a month to years. A girl I know tried to date after a breakup and ended up just leaving the guy to go back to her former ex. Bad news for the poor guy.

But sometimes it's harmful to wait too long and miss out asking her out first.

  • 01.05.2013 11:05 PM PDT
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Just get a little drunk and ask her. Trust me liquid courage is a great thing

  • 01.05.2013 11:09 PM PDT
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LeaveItYeah

ASAP

  • 01.05.2013 11:10 PM PDT

OP i'm gonna be completely honest right now. usually if a girl dates guy 2 after guy 1 and her break up, it's to get over guy 1, and more often than not, she'll end up doing something with guy 1 while in a relationship with guy 2. it doesn't end well for guy 2.

  • 01.05.2013 11:11 PM PDT
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Sorry, dude, she's not interested. Friendzone sucks.

  • 01.05.2013 11:12 PM PDT

Posted by: Implausible
Most girls I've been with were hesitant about taking it in the mouth. But once they did most would swallow. I got tons of compliments on the taste.

I think it's because of my diet. No fast food, no alcohol and lots of fruit.

lol, friendzoned

  • 01.05.2013 11:13 PM PDT
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Just call me Najar.

Well after a couple weeks. But because of what you tell us, I'd ask her out now because of the looks of it seems like you got friend-zoned again. But you need to keep it calm, don't expect much, just go out and see what happens, but you are gonna send her little hints of your intentions, see how she reacts and then you will know. Do naughty jokes once in a while to make her laugh, not that much because she's gonna think that you are a perv or just stupid. Always be a gent, don't overtalk her, pay attention to what she says and reply to it.
That's my two cents, good luck my friend.

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Posted by: SKYDROME
Depends. Is her ex a friend of yours? If so, then 3-months minimum. If not, then whenever you want.

Though, I think you're already on the wrong track tbh.

And this.


[Edited on 01.05.2013 11:24 PM PST]

  • 01.05.2013 11:15 PM PDT

y'know, I can't emphasize it enough, but you guys have just been splendiferous, bodacious, and most excellent tonight. Thanks for everything guys!

  • 01.05.2013 11:24 PM PDT

The human element always mucks things up.

When she bends over and starts yelling AY PAPI MAS PENE!

  • 01.05.2013 11:26 PM PDT

Why Bungie, why would you do this?! - Halo Community


Posted by: XxMaximumPainxX
we even made a list of people we'd bang together.


I think I'm reading this out of context.

  • 01.05.2013 11:28 PM PDT


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Posted by: XxMaximumPainxX
we even made a list of people we'd bang together.


I think I'm reading this out of context.


haha we talked about it over the phone for like an hour and she even agreed that she would love to bang this one varsity cheerleader. Suffice it to say I got pretty hot over that.

  • 01.05.2013 11:29 PM PDT

-I was here

.02 seconds after the break up.

  • 01.05.2013 11:30 PM PDT

Invite her to go do something fun. sheesh.

  • 01.05.2013 11:32 PM PDT

OP, now. I waited too long with my bestfriend and I am forever in the friendzone... Don't wait. Do it now. Before you lose the Friendzone war as I have..

A moment of silence for all of our fallen brothers who have fallen into the friendzone.

  • 01.06.2013 4:30 PM PDT
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Ask her now.

  • 01.06.2013 4:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: XxMaximumPainxX
we even made a list of people we'd bang together.


...

  • 01.06.2013 4:31 PM PDT
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This is a signature. If you're reading it, you must be dedicated. My other account, created in 2011, is nitwitcoffee10.
My gamertag is Shoop Do Whoop.

How often do you talk? If it is really often, then I might say that you're already kinda together.

  • 01.06.2013 4:32 PM PDT

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