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Subject: Night flood is too weird... let's confess what we do at night

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

Some nights, after I brush my teeth...

I drink Orange Juice.

  • 01.05.2013 11:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
Some nights, after I brush my teeth...

I drink Orange Juice.

You are a mad man.

I sometimes narrated everything I do in Ruck's (Bastion Narrator) voice.

  • 01.05.2013 11:11 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken


Posted by: M_Power
say spiteful things to australians

Why could Jesus not have been born in Australia?



Because they wouldn't have been able to find three wise men and a virgin.

  • 01.05.2013 11:11 PM PDT


Posted by: CaptainLyle
I like to get on the flood for good lolz. And pee outside.

  • 01.05.2013 11:13 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


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Posted by: M_Power
say spiteful things to australians

Why could Jesus not have been born in Australia?



Because they wouldn't have been able to find three wise men and a virgin.

I smiled :)

  • 01.05.2013 11:13 PM PDT
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Dolphins, man. Dolphins. They are gonna take over the world, and kill us all, man! THEY'LL KILL US ALL! Oh no, they will start with Gondile. Haha, hell if they are gettin' me! No way man, I'll kill 'em. I'll kill them all!!!

Play games, dick around on reddit, watch netflix, text my SO, go to bed.

  • 01.05.2013 11:19 PM PDT

The human element always mucks things up.

I like to run naked outside and feel the cold winter wind kiss my nipples ever so softly.

  • 01.05.2013 11:20 PM PDT
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Endlessoblivion

I am a furry.

  • 01.05.2013 11:21 PM PDT
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Dolphins, man. Dolphins. They are gonna take over the world, and kill us all, man! THEY'LL KILL US ALL! Oh no, they will start with Gondile. Haha, hell if they are gettin' me! No way man, I'll kill 'em. I'll kill them all!!!


Posted by: Lifts Her Tail

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
Some nights, after I brush my teeth...

I drink Orange Juice.

You are a mad man.

I sometimes narrated everything I do in Ruck's (Bastion Narrator) voice.
Oh, I totally do that too! Don't feel weird. I actually narrate everything I do, even in front of people, because screw 'em, right? I can never stick with one voice though, so I alternate narrating in Gordon Freeman's voice and Chell's voice.

  • 01.05.2013 11:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: Endlesssoblivion
I am a furry.

Only at night? You sound like the worst superhero ever.

  • 01.05.2013 11:22 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: Lifts Her Tail

Posted by: Endlesssoblivion
I am a furry.

Only at night? You sound like the worst superhero ever.

Needs more spandex

  • 01.05.2013 11:22 PM PDT

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I'd like to think that I walk that line every day."

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
Some nights, after I brush my teeth...

I drink Orange Juice.
That is absolutely disgusting. You should feel ashamed.

OT: I read books.

  • 01.05.2013 11:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: Gondile

Posted by: Lifts Her Tail

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
Some nights, after I brush my teeth...

I drink Orange Juice.

You are a mad man.

I sometimes narrated everything I do in Ruck's (Bastion Narrator) voice.
Oh, I totally do that too! Don't feel weird. I actually narrate everything I do, even in front of people, because screw 'em, right? I can never stick with one voice though, so I alternate narrating in Gordon Freeman's voice and Chell's voice.

Kid thought he had found a friend, but he quickly noticed the man was joking. Maybe no one did survive the Calamity.

  • 01.05.2013 11:24 PM PDT
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Endlessoblivion


Posted by: Lifts Her Tail

Posted by: Endlesssoblivion
I am a furry.

Only at night? You sound like the worst superhero ever.


Me and my sidekick run around fighting crime dressed as a black bat with nipples, and a boyish robin in underpants.

  • 01.05.2013 11:26 PM PDT
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Die Hard MkIV Toyota Supra Fan
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Posted by: Endlesssoblivion

Posted by: Lifts Her Tail

Posted by: Endlesssoblivion
I am a furry.

Only at night? You sound like the worst superhero ever.


Me and my sidekick run around fighting crime dressed as a black bat with nipples, and a boyish robin in underpants.
icwatudidthar

  • 01.05.2013 11:30 PM PDT

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."


Posted by: CaptainLyle

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Posted by: Mind Reaper 771
I post on the Flood and other private groups, and when not doing that, watch Anime!

You sick -blam!-!

Shut your filthy mouth!
Calm the -blam!- down!

  • 01.05.2013 11:31 PM PDT

I am a "True" gamer advocate.
Halo 2
People are crazy, and times are strange...

Post or stalk B-net
Post or stalk Facebbok
Post or stock political forums
Write
Troll facebook

Drink coffee
Eat here and there after I brushed my teeth
smoke sometimes

THINK ABOUT LIFE

  • 01.05.2013 11:32 PM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.

I fap vigourously using chocolate syrup instead of lube.

  • 01.05.2013 11:33 PM PDT


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Sometimes I like to coat myself in different lubricants and pretend that I am a slug.


Post of the day.

  • 01.05.2013 11:35 PM PDT

Why Bungie, why would you do this?! - Halo Community

I consume people.

  • 01.05.2013 11:39 PM PDT

Connor Morris

On many occasions I pay my friend to rob and assault a hot girl so I can jump in and save her and sex her and run-on sentence

  • 01.05.2013 11:50 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: BROWN HAWK
Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
Some nights, after I brush my teeth...

I drink Orange Juice.
That is absolutely disgusting. You should feel ashamed.

OT: I read books.


You read books?

At night?

Dude. That is seriously the weirdest thing I've ever heard.

  • 01.05.2013 11:51 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: BROWN HAWK
Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
Some nights, after I brush my teeth...

I drink Orange Juice.
That is absolutely disgusting. You should feel ashamed.

OT: I read books.


You read books?

At night?

Dude. That is seriously the weirdest thing I've ever heard.


I can't even read!

  • 01.05.2013 11:53 PM PDT

I hate my gamertag AND my B.net name.

The -blam!- is happening on this thread...

  • 01.06.2013 12:00 AM PDT
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Listen to quiet music (Halo 3: ODST soundtrack)
Listen to Rooster Teeth podcast
Get a snack
Make some tea (and talk in an English accent...)
Play Minecraft
Go on the Flood (obviously)
Youtube
Read a book
etc, etc, etc...


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  • 01.06.2013 12:01 AM PDT

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