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Subject: Share Your Deepest Secret That Plauges Your Mind
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Dolphins, man. Dolphins. They are gonna take over the world, and kill us all, man! THEY'LL KILL US ALL! Oh no, they will start with Gondile. Haha, hell if they are gettin' me! No way man, I'll kill 'em. I'll kill them all!!!

We all have secrets, we've all done things that society would look down upon. Some of us have seen the worst of humanity, some have been the worst of humanity. But you'd never know. We as humans like to keep things to ourselves for fear of self judgement, but don't kid yourself, it festers inside you and hurts. So, I am encouraging you to hop on a throwaway alt account and tell your tale, because I and maybe the Flood itself is interested. More importantly it's good for you, too, because no one knows who you are behind your masked identity. You're Batman.

Please keep the stories true, this isn't the writer's corners. And if you're not comfortable with telling it, that's fine. I don't blame you, because I'm pretty reluctant to tell mine as well, but I might sneak in an alt later to do it.

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  • 01.05.2013 11:28 PM PDT

No thank you.

  • 01.05.2013 11:29 PM PDT
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Die Hard MkIV Toyota Supra Fan
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No.

  • 01.05.2013 11:29 PM PDT
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Dolphins, man. Dolphins. They are gonna take over the world, and kill us all, man! THEY'LL KILL US ALL! Oh no, they will start with Gondile. Haha, hell if they are gettin' me! No way man, I'll kill 'em. I'll kill them all!!!


Posted by: WyIdfyre
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Ohhh man, I know you're full of tales. You obviously don't have to do it under WF though. Sure you don't want to share under an alt?

  • 01.05.2013 11:30 PM PDT
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Two movies you should watch: Fight Club and Pineapple Express

"Wait. What do you mean, it's dead?"
"If marijuana is not legal within the next five years I have no faith left in humanity, period. Everyone likes smoking weed. They have for thousands of years. They're not going to stop anytime soon. You know? It makes everything better. Makes food taste better, makes music better. It makes sex feel better for God's sake. It makes -blam!- movies better you know?"

I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

  • 01.05.2013 11:30 PM PDT

If I touched myself when I was 4, was that molestation or masterbation (intentional misspelling)?

  • 01.05.2013 11:30 PM PDT
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BC1096
One does not choose a destiny, his destiny is bestowed, shaped and formed, from the soul.

If your ganna ask like that' your not getting anything. And if anything I'd think I have a better chance of getting people to talk because these kinds of threads are stuff I like to do

  • 01.05.2013 11:30 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

I don't really feel like telling you, sorry.

  • 01.05.2013 11:31 PM PDT
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Dolphins, man. Dolphins. They are gonna take over the world, and kill us all, man! THEY'LL KILL US ALL! Oh no, they will start with Gondile. Haha, hell if they are gettin' me! No way man, I'll kill 'em. I'll kill them all!!!


Posted by: XxMaximumPainxX
If I touched myself when I was 4, was that molestation or masterbation (intentional misspelling)?
I'm pretty sure it's neither.

  • 01.05.2013 11:32 PM PDT
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"The one who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The one who walks alone, is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been."
-Albert Einstein

"To live is the rarest thing in the word. Most people exist, that is all"
-Oscar Wilde

Steam

Why even respond if you're not going to contribute anything?

  • 01.05.2013 11:32 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."

Meh, the only real secret I used to keep was my old crossdressing habit, but i'm starting to be more open about it since I really don't give a damn anymore...and I may still do it from time to time, since it still turns me on.

  • 01.05.2013 11:33 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Remember that song "Who let the dogs out" ?

I did it. I let the dogs out.

  • 01.05.2013 11:33 PM PDT
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Dolphins, man. Dolphins. They are gonna take over the world, and kill us all, man! THEY'LL KILL US ALL! Oh no, they will start with Gondile. Haha, hell if they are gettin' me! No way man, I'll kill 'em. I'll kill them all!!!


Posted by: jew man man
Why even respond if you're not going to contribute anything?
In hindsight, making an alt to make the thread probably would've been a good idea.

  • 01.05.2013 11:34 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


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Posted by: jew man man
Why even respond if you're not going to contribute anything?
In hindsight, making an alt to make the thread probably would've been a good idea.
Making alts for sharing secrets is for wimps. SPIT IT OUT, MOTHERF**KER!

  • 01.05.2013 11:35 PM PDT

Many things plague my mind. There will always be a time that I do or say something that I will regret. When I was younger for example I was into watching ghost hunter shows and believed in the paranormal. Then one day I'm at the grocery store and I see this kid with some kind of skin condition so I go up to him and ask out of curiosity if he's a ghost. Damn I still slap myself in the face for that.

  • 01.05.2013 11:36 PM PDT

Why Bungie, why would you do this?! - Halo Community

OK, I admit it! Those kidneys DON'T work in humans. But since I had 13 extra, I thought I might try to capitalize on the opportunity.

  • 01.05.2013 11:36 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Another thing. All those years ago... I saw the sheriff was shot, so...so I...I shot the deputy.

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  • 01.05.2013 11:38 PM PDT
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Dolphins, man. Dolphins. They are gonna take over the world, and kill us all, man! THEY'LL KILL US ALL! Oh no, they will start with Gondile. Haha, hell if they are gettin' me! No way man, I'll kill 'em. I'll kill them all!!!


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Another thing. All those years ago... I saw the sheriff was shot, so...so I...I shot the deputy.
Goddammit, Charlie.

  • 01.05.2013 11:39 PM PDT
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Dolphins, man. Dolphins. They are gonna take over the world, and kill us all, man! THEY'LL KILL US ALL! Oh no, they will start with Gondile. Haha, hell if they are gettin' me! No way man, I'll kill 'em. I'll kill them all!!!


Posted by: DarkSpyda04
Many things plague my mind. There will always be a time that I do or say something that I will regret. When I was younger for example I was into watching ghost hunter shows and believed in the paranormal. Then one day I'm at the grocery store and I see this kid with some kind of skin condition so I go up to him and ask out of curiosity if he's a ghost. Damn I still slap myself in the face for that.
Ah, don't let that eat you up, you were literally too young to know better. You wouldn't do it now.

  • 01.05.2013 11:50 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

Well, it has to do with closets.









As in that's where I hide all of the bodies I have half eaten and are saving for later.

  • 01.05.2013 11:56 PM PDT