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Subject: Help me write a message to Bill Gates
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So, I'm about to email Bill Gates, asking for some money. Who wants to help me put stuff in it?

Also for discussion, have you ever asked someone way more important than you for something because, who knows, they might just say yes?

  • 01.05.2013 11:42 PM PDT

Inb4billgates

  • 01.05.2013 11:43 PM PDT
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I'd start with trying to find a believable reason for him to give you money,

  • 01.05.2013 11:44 PM PDT

The human element always mucks things up.

Just go into detail about your various fantasies involving him and Steve Jobs.

  • 01.05.2013 11:44 PM PDT
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LeaveItYeah

Tell him you have your xbox hostage at gun point and if he doesn't give you money then you spill its parts.

  • 01.05.2013 11:47 PM PDT

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inb4 shut down 343 studios.

  • 01.05.2013 11:49 PM PDT

My new account replacing my old one, Big fat slob 50.
Make no attempt to contact me through that account, as you will only get an automatic reply telling you to contact this account instead.

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Tell him if he doesn't give you money the Fire Nation will attack.

  • 01.06.2013 12:00 AM PDT

"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
-Paarthurnax

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
-G-Man

Tell him if he gives you money, you'll buy a Zune.

  • 01.06.2013 12:15 AM PDT

I make a living of selling my body, and I don't mean sex.

Tell him you'll make him a very happy man.


If you know what I mean.

  • 01.06.2013 12:16 AM PDT

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  • 01.06.2013 12:18 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

Tell him that you will revive Steve Jobs if he doesn't give you money.

  • 01.06.2013 12:18 AM PDT
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Posted by: chronicaddict420
I'd start with trying to find a believable reason for him to give you money,
"You have loads and I have none. Sadfaec"

  • 01.06.2013 12:20 AM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

He's not going to give you any money if that's what you're thinking.

  • 01.06.2013 12:22 AM PDT
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I ended up asking for help and advice and MAYBE money. I also threatened to take my Xbox 360 hostage like that one guys said.

  • 01.06.2013 12:36 AM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.

Talk about the secksual fantasies you have about him and promise you saved up a big load for him to consume and enjoy. Oh god Im going to make a comic out of this. OP how do you look like?

  • 01.06.2013 12:42 AM PDT