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Subject: Flood how do I keep myself from doing this?

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.

Ive decided I wont fap for two whole weeks and one week has passed and I feel like everything is tempting me to fap. Earlier today I looked at a tree, I squinted my eyes just a little and it looked like a pair of tatties. Then I saw a train go through a tunnel and it reminded me of penetration. Oh god I was so hard I had to go back inside to hide my mother of all erections.

I cant take it anymore flood but I cant fap until those 2 weeks are over. Is there anything I can do to help me keep it contained for one more week?

Also mods, if this is against rules just lock.

  • 01.05.2013 11:46 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

Discuss the Sangheili anatomy?

  • 01.05.2013 11:47 PM PDT

Why would you not fap? That's stupid.

  • 01.05.2013 11:47 PM PDT

The human element always mucks things up.

Have at it.

  • 01.05.2013 11:48 PM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Discuss the Sangheili anatomy?
Will you stop with that?

  • 01.05.2013 11:48 PM PDT

Simple you must kill the batman

  • 01.05.2013 11:48 PM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.


Posted by: Egerspurge
Have at it.


I will not. Leave if you will not help.

  • 01.05.2013 11:48 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: markwil1992

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Discuss the Sangheili anatomy?
Will you stop with that?
What kind of question is that?

  • 01.05.2013 11:48 PM PDT
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I knew it was going to be fapping.

Just get someone else to do it. Problem Solved.

  • 01.05.2013 11:48 PM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.


Posted by: ABotelho
Why would you not fap? That's stupid.


I need answers not questions.

  • 01.05.2013 11:49 PM PDT
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Two movies you should watch: Fight Club and Pineapple Express

"Wait. What do you mean, it's dead?"
"If marijuana is not legal within the next five years I have no faith left in humanity, period. Everyone likes smoking weed. They have for thousands of years. They're not going to stop anytime soon. You know? It makes everything better. Makes food taste better, makes music better. It makes sex feel better for God's sake. It makes -blam!- movies better you know?"


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Discuss the Sangheili anatomy?

Yeah that'll kill any human's hard on.

  • 01.05.2013 11:49 PM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: markwil1992

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Discuss the Sangheili anatomy?
Will you stop with that?
What kind of question is that?


The kind that isnt an answer to my problem. Will you guys just help me out just this once?

  • 01.05.2013 11:50 PM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.


Posted by: Bigfoot1010

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Discuss the Sangheili anatomy?

Yeah that'll kill any human's hard on.


I have fapped to elit- urr sangheili rule 34 before. This wont work.

  • 01.05.2013 11:51 PM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: markwil1992

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Discuss the Sangheili anatomy?
Will you stop with that?
What kind of question is that?
Interrogative inquiry.

[Edited on 01.05.2013 11:51 PM PST]

  • 01.05.2013 11:51 PM PDT

Try this, it works for me.

  • 01.05.2013 11:52 PM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.

I cant count on you flood. I should have known.

  • 01.05.2013 11:52 PM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.


Posted by: ABotelho
Try this, it works for me.


I wont submit to the incredible temptation even if my hand is shaking uncontrollably right now.

  • 01.05.2013 11:53 PM PDT

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Find something to love more than pleasuring yourself, and focus on that. Just because you fap does mean you'll be happy.

  • 01.05.2013 11:53 PM PDT
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Two movies you should watch: Fight Club and Pineapple Express

"Wait. What do you mean, it's dead?"
"If marijuana is not legal within the next five years I have no faith left in humanity, period. Everyone likes smoking weed. They have for thousands of years. They're not going to stop anytime soon. You know? It makes everything better. Makes food taste better, makes music better. It makes sex feel better for God's sake. It makes -blam!- movies better you know?"


Posted by: antonio the bomb

Posted by: Bigfoot1010

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Discuss the Sangheili anatomy?

Yeah that'll kill any human's hard on.


I have fapped to elit- urr sangheili rule 34 before. This wont work.

You are a strange little man. Think of an old naked lady then?... oh gawd.

  • 01.05.2013 11:54 PM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.


Posted by: warhammerMarine
Find something to love more than pleasuring yourself, and focus on that. Just because you fap does mean you'll be happy.


I do love drawing. But then sometimes my mind wanders and I find myself drawing a pair of tatties and then my hand shakes uncontrollably.

  • 01.05.2013 11:55 PM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.


Posted by: Bigfoot1010

Posted by: antonio the bomb

Posted by: Bigfoot1010

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Discuss the Sangheili anatomy?

Yeah that'll kill any human's hard on.


I have fapped to elit- urr sangheili rule 34 before. This wont work.

You are a strange little man. Think of an old naked lady then?... oh gawd.


How old? Anything younger than 55 wont work.

  • 01.05.2013 11:55 PM PDT

Fap with sand paper. Drink some more tea.

  • 01.05.2013 11:55 PM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.


Posted by: Vanerrad
Fap with sand paper. Drink some more tea.


But itll still be fapping even if its painful. But Ill try your tea idea.

  • 01.05.2013 11:57 PM PDT
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Two movies you should watch: Fight Club and Pineapple Express

"Wait. What do you mean, it's dead?"
"If marijuana is not legal within the next five years I have no faith left in humanity, period. Everyone likes smoking weed. They have for thousands of years. They're not going to stop anytime soon. You know? It makes everything better. Makes food taste better, makes music better. It makes sex feel better for God's sake. It makes -blam!- movies better you know?"

Then think older. I don't wanna I'm scared.

  • 01.05.2013 11:57 PM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.


Posted by: Bigfoot1010
Then think older. I don't wanna I'm scared.


Old ladies in their nineties in pretty nasty. Too nasty Ill start to feel sick. But I guess its enough. Anything else?

  • 01.05.2013 11:59 PM PDT

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