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Subject: Saturday night pub. (21 & up please)

Wake me, when you need me.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am home alone and drinking by myself on a Saturday night, which is not normal at all for me. So this calls for a thread.

What are you gents drinking? I don't have any liquor on me, I only have a 30 pack of Miller high life. It's not bad, but it gets the job done.


Once I pour down a few more, I'll be ready to start a bar fight. Come at me brehs.

  • 01.05.2013 11:53 PM PDT
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One does not choose a destiny, his destiny is bestowed, shaped and formed, from the soul.

Can I just have a coke? Thanks.

Now which one of you is a Man City fan?

[Edited on 01.05.2013 11:54 PM PST]

  • 01.05.2013 11:54 PM PDT

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  • 01.05.2013 11:55 PM PDT
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Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has bacon on the cover, then it is a good book.

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I'll take a water. 16 (about to be 17) year old here

  • 01.05.2013 11:56 PM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.

This is now a flood bar thread. Anyone have anything that supresses rock hard boners?

  • 01.05.2013 11:58 PM PDT

"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
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"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
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This is now a flood bar thread. Anyone have anything that supresses rock hard boners?
Duct tape your right hand to your mouse and left hand to your desk. You can type with your nose.

  • 01.06.2013 12:00 AM PDT

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Coke for the moment....

  • 01.06.2013 12:00 AM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.


Posted by: SafariTK

Posted by: antonio the bomb
This is now a flood bar thread. Anyone have anything that supresses rock hard boners?
Duct tape your right hand to your mouse and left hand to your desk. You can type with your nose.


How helpful but what if my boner gets so hard it starts to hurt?

  • 01.06.2013 12:01 AM PDT
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Steam - slamt4stic
Live - SLAMt4stic

Give me 4 fingers of whisky.

  • 01.06.2013 12:02 AM PDT

"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
-Paarthurnax

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
-G-Man


Posted by: antonio the bomb

Posted by: SafariTK

Posted by: antonio the bomb
This is now a flood bar thread. Anyone have anything that supresses rock hard boners?
Duct tape your right hand to your mouse and left hand to your desk. You can type with your nose.


How helpful but what if my boner gets so hard it starts to hurt?
Slam your head against your desk until you knock yourself out.

  • 01.06.2013 12:03 AM PDT

GAAAAYYY


Posted by: BC1096
Can I just have a coke? Thanks.

Now which one of you is a Man City fan?

Man city sucks dick. Your best player balotelli and he just started a fight with his manager.

  • 01.06.2013 12:06 AM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.


Posted by: SafariTK

Posted by: antonio the bomb

Posted by: SafariTK

Posted by: antonio the bomb
This is now a flood bar thread. Anyone have anything that supresses rock hard boners?
Duct tape your right hand to your mouse and left hand to your desk. You can type with your nose.


How helpful but what if my boner gets so hard it starts to hurt?
Slam your head against your desk until you knock yourself out.


Great, except morning wood will be a problem. No I will not slam my head again I dont need brain damage.

  • 01.06.2013 12:06 AM PDT

"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
-Paarthurnax

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
-G-Man


Posted by: antonio the bomb

Posted by: SafariTK

Posted by: antonio the bomb

Posted by: SafariTK

Posted by: antonio the bomb
This is now a flood bar thread. Anyone have anything that supresses rock hard boners?
Duct tape your right hand to your mouse and left hand to your desk. You can type with your nose.


How helpful but what if my boner gets so hard it starts to hurt?
Slam your head against your desk until you knock yourself out.


Great, except morning wood will be a problem. No I will not slam my head again I dont need brain damage.
Down a Texas Mickey of Jack (3000 ml) so you can't get it up anymore

[Edited on 01.06.2013 12:12 AM PST]

  • 01.06.2013 12:11 AM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.


Posted by: antonio the bomb

Posted by: SafariTK

Posted by: antonio the bomb

Posted by: SafariTK

Posted by: antonio the bomb
This is now a flood bar thread. Anyone have anything that supresses rock hard boners?[/quote]Duct tape your right hand to your mouse and left hand to your desk. You can type with your nose.


How helpful but what if my boner gets so hard it starts to hurt?
Slam your head against your desk until you knock yourself out.


Great, except morning wood will be a problem. No I will not slam my head again I dont need brain damage.
Down a Texas Mickey of Jack so you can't get it up anymore


Why couldnt you have just told me this in the first place? You know I actually tried slamming my head unto my desk.

  • 01.06.2013 12:12 AM PDT

im 20 and wat is dis

  • 01.06.2013 12:13 AM PDT
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One does not choose a destiny, his destiny is bestowed, shaped and formed, from the soul.


Posted by: Prototype117

Posted by: BC1096
Can I just have a coke? Thanks.

Now which one of you is a Man City fan?

Man city sucks dick. Your best player balotelli and he just started a fight with his manager.


We are now friends. Lets go find some man city fans to wreck

  • 01.06.2013 12:14 AM PDT

Wake me, when you need me.


Posted by: Jose291
Coke for the moment....
Boy, your moment is long gone. It's time to be a man.

  • 01.06.2013 1:21 AM PDT

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Weight: 240 Lbs.
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Dammit, I'm nineteen!

  • 01.06.2013 1:22 AM PDT

Do you like Green Eggs and Ham???

I'll take milk...


Chocolate Milk.

*cookie for reference*

  • 01.06.2013 1:22 AM PDT
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The Searcher sucks. Nobody date him.

I purchased two puppies in one day, which is abnormal, but you don't see me making threads about it.....................give me a drink.

  • 01.06.2013 1:22 AM PDT

Circle Jerkin' I got my wiener workin'

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  • 01.06.2013 1:24 AM PDT

Wake me, when you need me.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Dammit, I'm nineteen!
*Shhhhh*

I drank when I was nineteen, I give you permission.

  • 01.06.2013 1:30 AM PDT

<3

>not normal at all for me

What you scared we're going to call you a loser for staying home and drinking by yourself?

You need some more self confidence and stop caring about what people think man.

  • 01.06.2013 1:32 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: A Citizen

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Dammit, I'm nineteen!
*Shhhhh*

I drank when I was nineteen, I give you permission.
You...what?

Shall I contact the local authorities?

  • 01.06.2013 1:33 AM PDT
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You guys got Doctor Pepper?

  • 01.06.2013 2:07 AM PDT

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