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Subject: Dumb stuff you thought of as a child?

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I used to think that chocolate milk came from brown cows.
I thought factories were "cloudmakers."
I thought old people saw in black and white.

  • 01.06.2013 1:08 AM PDT

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I thought all African Americans were called Canadians.

  • 01.06.2013 1:08 AM PDT

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You look like a handsome drug dealer

I thought babies just kind of happened when you got married.

  • 01.06.2013 1:08 AM PDT

My gamertag is Dustin Nugget, like my name here.

How original OP

OT: Girls had balls

  • 01.06.2013 1:08 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

I thought my parents would come back together after divorcing.

My childhood was just as bad as Bruce Wayne's.

[Edited on 01.06.2013 1:09 AM PST]

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I thought planes made clouds.
And I didn't understand how driving worked.

  • 01.06.2013 1:09 AM PDT
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"The one who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The one who walks alone, is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been."
-Albert Einstein

"To live is the rarest thing in the word. Most people exist, that is all"
-Oscar Wilde

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I thought that when you turned off television, it paused. When you turned it back on, it played from where you left it.

  • 01.06.2013 1:10 AM PDT

Remember, grammar is the difference between; "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse." And "I helped my uncle jack off a horse."
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I thought teachers lived at school.

  • 01.06.2013 1:10 AM PDT

I thought there were little people under the light poles at traffic signals who controlled them for the intersection.

  • 01.06.2013 1:10 AM PDT

Do you like Green Eggs and Ham???

I thought you got pregnant by kissing.

  • 01.06.2013 1:11 AM PDT

I thought that the world used to be in black and white.
I thought that eating food with a lot of iron actually put metal in your blood.

  • 01.06.2013 1:12 AM PDT
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Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
I thought my parents would come back together after divorcing.

My childhood was just as bad as Bruce Wayne's.
but you aren't supposed to know who your dad is.

Unless... You aren't really a Sangheili!

  • 01.06.2013 1:13 AM PDT

My gamertag is Dustin Nugget, like my name here.


Posted by: Stick636
I thought that eating food with a lot of iron actually put metal in your blood.
It does.

  • 01.06.2013 1:13 AM PDT


Posted by: jew man man
I thought that when you turned off television, it paused. When you turned it back on, it played from where you left it.
This.

  • 01.06.2013 1:15 AM PDT
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I wonder the testicle.

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  • 01.06.2013 1:16 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: chronicaddict420

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
I thought my parents would come back together after divorcing.

My childhood was just as bad as Bruce Wayne's.
but you aren't supposed to know who your dad is.

Unless... You aren't really a Sangheili!
Adopted?

  • 01.06.2013 1:17 AM PDT

Posted by: Dookums460

Posted by: Incandescence
In the way of part of the new Germany was Poland so Hitler and Stalin took it over so Germany could grow.

What.

That when you eat, the food goes into your stomach but doesn't leave so you can only eat so much food, but brushing your teeth emptied your stomach.

I think I win.

  • 01.06.2013 1:17 AM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

I thought the universe was made of small strands of yarn. I was so close.

  • 01.06.2013 1:18 AM PDT


Posted by: Dustin Nugget

Posted by: Stick636
I thought that eating food with a lot of iron actually put metal in your blood.
It does.


But not actual chunks of metal in your veins. That would be extremely painful.

[Edited on 01.06.2013 2:06 AM PST]

  • 01.06.2013 2:06 AM PDT

I thought that the 'old days' were in black and white.

  • 01.06.2013 2:14 AM PDT

I thought I could dig to China

  • 01.06.2013 2:48 AM PDT

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."

Thought that if I aimed the reflection of the Sun at itself, it would blow up.

  • 01.06.2013 2:48 AM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.


Posted by: Dustin Nugget
OT: Girls had balls
Didn't Goku think boobs were a second butt in Dragon Ball?

  • 01.06.2013 2:50 AM PDT

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Speaking of chuckles, let's all lol at IonicPaul, who makes friends with bugs to make up for his lack of human contact.

I thought women got pregnant at random, and males were essentially useless. It explained why the husbands were always so surprise when their wives said "I'm pregnant".

  • 01.06.2013 2:51 AM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

I thought I could be a firetruck.

  • 01.06.2013 2:52 AM PDT