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Subject: Dumb stuff you thought of as a child?

-Babies came out of the butt.
-The world used to be in black and white.
-Africa has no electricity.
-If you jumped on top of a book you would go inside it, like in Blues Clues.

  • 01.06.2013 2:54 AM PDT

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I thought Cheesus lived on the Moon, which was made of cheese.

  • 01.06.2013 2:55 AM PDT
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I didn't know you could pull back your foreskin, I freaked the hell out when I first did it when I was little.

  • 01.06.2013 2:55 AM PDT
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I thought the grim reaper was in my closet.

  • 01.06.2013 2:58 AM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.

That most people were nice.

  • 01.06.2013 2:58 AM PDT

That children couldn't die.

  • 01.06.2013 2:59 AM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1
I thought I could be a firetruck.
You obviously didn't try hard enough.

  • 01.06.2013 2:59 AM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.


Posted by: Co M4N
I didn't know you could pull back your foreskin, I freaked the hell out when I first did it when I was little.
Everyone stop posting. This wins the thread. Everyone go home.

[Edited on 01.06.2013 3:00 AM PST]

  • 01.06.2013 3:00 AM PDT

Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Speaking of chuckles, let's all lol at IonicPaul, who makes friends with bugs to make up for his lack of human contact.

Posted by: BF117HALO
That children couldn't die.

Did the Dragonborn try to attack you?

  • 01.06.2013 3:01 AM PDT

That girls didn't have a.....certain body part, because they "played" with it too much, and it fell off. (I blame my dad for that)
That kissing made babies.
That fighting G-forces caused you to die sooner.

  • 01.06.2013 3:01 AM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.

I just remembered my dad told me that you shouldn't go to prison because the prisoners would put things in your butt. I was thinking of stuff like glass and sharp objects.
Posted by: Slayer1878
That girls didn't have a.....certain body part, because they "played" with it too much, and it fell off. (I blame my dad for that)
You have the best dad.

  • 01.06.2013 3:03 AM PDT

As a kid I used to think that the oil that leaked from cars, you know the rainbow looking thing was animal blood.

Only because I once saw a hedgehog an a ton of that stuff under it.

  • 01.06.2013 3:06 AM PDT

Posted by: IonicPaul
Posted by: BF117HALO
That children couldn't die.

Did the Dragonborn try to attack you?


No, I just thought children were invincible.

  • 01.06.2013 3:06 AM PDT

Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

If you're interested in Halo's music, check this out.

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Speaking of chuckles, let's all lol at IonicPaul, who makes friends with bugs to make up for his lack of human contact.

Posted by: BF117HALO
No, I just thought children were invincible.

They are if the Dragonborn is involved.

  • 01.06.2013 3:07 AM PDT

1LUV


Posted by: Exiled EagIe
inb4god
Mandatory response to these types of threads.

  • 01.06.2013 3:10 AM PDT


Posted by: IonicPaul
Posted by: BF117HALO
No, I just thought children were invincible.

They are if the Dragonborn is involved.


Dragonborn didn't exist back then.

  • 01.06.2013 3:10 AM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

Posted by: Slayer1878
That girls didn't have a.....certain body part, because they "played" with it too much, and it fell off. (I blame my dad for that)
I can only hope to be half the dad he was.

  • 01.06.2013 3:10 AM PDT
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Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1
I thought I could be a firetruck.


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  • 01.06.2013 3:12 AM PDT

Posted by: abbbjqqr
I thought I could dig to China

This.

  • 01.06.2013 3:16 AM PDT


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
I thought my parents would come back together after divorcing.

My childhood was just as bad as Bruce Wayne's.
They didn't die in front of you so it wasn't just as bad as Bruce Wayne.

  • 01.06.2013 3:18 AM PDT

Now let's get down to business, I don't got no time to play around, what is this?

That if you cracked the tv screen you could climb into it and become part of the show.

  • 01.06.2013 3:27 AM PDT

Major props to my hommie Sheeef. He made Recon possible for me. Long time recovering emails and passwords. And it was his. lol.

Pfffft. Everything I did as a child was glorious and monumental. Never dumb. ;)

  • 01.06.2013 3:33 AM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.

i thought that the buttons to release the back seats in the car so you could fold them don were actually buttons for booster rockets.

and i thought the moon was made of tinfoil.
how else would it shine like that?

  • 01.06.2013 3:37 AM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
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When I'd be at a Wal-Mart and see all the TVs I used to think they had to start all the TVs at the exact same time so the video could play on it synchronized.

  • 01.06.2013 3:40 AM PDT

I got a couple of regrettable tattoos but, you can't see 'em when I wear a black suit.
Click here for a good photo to laugh at

That if I clicked the Buy now button on the product page on Ebay it'd instantly be on its way to my front door and they'd expect me to pay.
That some milk have 'NOT MADE WITH COWS' at the back.

  • 01.06.2013 3:40 AM PDT