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Subject: Dumb stuff you thought of as a child?

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Posted by: Epicly Uber
That if I clicked the Buy now button on the product page on Ebay it'd instantly be on its way to my front door and they'd expect me to pay.
That some milk have 'NOT MADE WITH COWS' at the back.
LOL

  • 01.06.2013 4:03 AM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
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Posted by: Epicly Uber
That if I clicked the Buy now button on the product page on Ebay it'd instantly be on its way to my front door and they'd expect me to pay.
I couldn't think of anything dumb that I used to think as a child, but I used to think that as well. I'd be scared to go on Ebay because I was afraid of accidentally purchasing something.

  • 01.06.2013 4:05 AM PDT

Well slap my balls and call me Santa, I've got lizard tits!

That my parents had an inbuilt GPS in their brain which allowed them to find their way anywhere.

  • 01.06.2013 4:23 AM PDT

~:O>~~

That Skynet was real and the movie Terminator 1 and 2 were documentaries.

  • 01.06.2013 4:32 AM PDT

william

I'm gonna kill myself

  • 01.06.2013 4:33 AM PDT


Posted by: abbbjqqr
I thought I could dig to China


You can, the only problem is this little ball of magma in the middle of the earth...

  • 01.06.2013 4:35 AM PDT

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553

I thought girls were biologically the same as men.

  • 01.06.2013 4:45 AM PDT

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553


Posted by: Player3Th0mas1

Posted by: abbbjqqr
I thought I could dig to China


You can, the only problem is this little ball of magma in the middle of the earth...


It's actually a solid iron core, but whatever.

:D

  • 01.06.2013 4:45 AM PDT

I am an unjust ban magnet. Thank you, Qbix89, you really are a rogue moderator. I hope you get disbanded soon.

Unjust bans on the main forums: 10
Bans on the main forms: 10

We all thought dumb things as children. No use denying it.

[Edited on 01.06.2013 4:56 AM PST]

  • 01.06.2013 4:55 AM PDT

My gamertag is Dustin Nugget, like my name here.


Posted by: abbbjqqr
I thought I could dig to China
You can.

  • 01.06.2013 4:56 AM PDT


Posted by: WyIdfyre
I thought planes made clouds.
And I didn't understand how driving worked.

They can, the act of flying compresses the air into clouds behind them.


Posted by: Stick636
I thought that the world used to be in black and white.
I thought that eating food with a lot of iron actually put metal in your blood.

It does, the blood contains microscopic particles of Iron as part of its structure.


Posted by: cameo_cream

Posted by: Player3Th0mas1

Posted by: abbbjqqr
I thought I could dig to China


You can, the only problem is this little ball of magma in the middle of the earth...


It's actually a solid iron core, but whatever.

:D

The solid Iron/Nickel core is surrounded by a liquid Iron/Nickel core.

[Edited on 01.06.2013 5:09 AM PST]

  • 01.06.2013 5:04 AM PDT

He threw down a glove you made the mistake
Of picking it up now you're gone
The choosing of guns or fighting with swords
The choice of weapons is done
He'll tear you apart as soon as you start
You know you don't have a chance.

I thought that the faster I moved the mouse up 'n' down, the faster a site would load.

  • 01.06.2013 5:08 AM PDT

If you can read this, that means I'm not a Shaolin monk...

yet.

i thought black people were made of chocolate for severel years because my troll grandma told me so

i thought all people were secretly alligator people waiting for a chance to et me

i thought it was ok to break up via msn

  • 01.06.2013 5:25 AM PDT

If you can read this, that means I'm not a Shaolin monk...

yet.


Posted by: MadNinja95

Posted by: WyIdfyre
I thought planes made clouds.
And I didn't understand how driving worked.

They can, the act of flying compresses the air into clouds behind them.


Posted by: Stick636
I thought that the world used to be in black and white.
I thought that eating food with a lot of iron actually put metal in your blood.

It does, the blood contains microscopic particles of Iron as part of its structure.


Posted by: cameo_cream

Posted by: Player3Th0mas1

Posted by: abbbjqqr
I thought I could dig to China


You can, the only problem is this little ball of magma in the middle of the earth...


It's actually a solid iron core, but whatever.

:D

The solid Iron/Nickel core is surrounded by a liquid Iron/Nickel core.

nobody likes a betterwisser

  • 01.06.2013 5:29 AM PDT

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I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

I thought The Glory Hole Theme Park was a park where you dug holes.

  • 01.06.2013 5:31 AM PDT
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After watching Jurassic Park 3 I thought that there was a real island on earth with dinosaurs.

  • 01.06.2013 5:33 AM PDT
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I thought that adults had different names when they were kids

  • 01.06.2013 5:35 AM PDT

I thought the Matrix was real...

  • 01.06.2013 5:40 AM PDT

That the feelings of other people mattered.

  • 01.06.2013 5:41 AM PDT

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I try my best to block out the screams
But they're haunting me in my dreams
Please, break my shackles, I want it to stop

Posted by: Covy Killer
Sergeant Explosion and The Quiet Day in London.

I thought freeway exits were shortcuts.

  • 01.06.2013 5:41 AM PDT

I thought people on TV could see you, because you were the TV for them.

I thought that vision trick where if you put an object in front of one eye and it looks transparent was X-ray vision.

  • 01.06.2013 5:43 AM PDT


Posted by: Simba Too Cold
That the feelings of other people mattered.


So edgy

  • 01.06.2013 6:03 AM PDT

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Posted by: Commander Stroll
Still using a pump-action shotgun over 500 years in the future I see.

omg not realistic stop game production plz

I thought Germans bled green blood, French people bled blue blood, English people bled red blood, etc.

Not sure why....but that was only when I was 4 to be fair.

  • 01.06.2013 6:12 AM PDT

Allons-y!

I used to think the airplanes in the sky were rocket ships.

  • 01.06.2013 6:14 AM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

i thought when you were married, the kiss got the woman pregnant. Kiss safely, kids!

  • 01.06.2013 6:22 AM PDT