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Subject: Dumb stuff you thought of as a child?
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We oG now.

The GOAT:

Posted by: AK FROST
Who cares if I lie?

I thought I could see through my hand.

  • 01.06.2013 6:32 AM PDT

"Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive"

I thought that if i touched old people I would become old.

  • 01.06.2013 6:34 AM PDT

I might have one to top the whole thread. I thought Dinosaurs had to go to school.

  • 01.06.2013 6:35 AM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.

i thought toys moved and did stuff when you were out of the room; Toy Story style.
and that snot is part of your brain and when you snot-sneeze you have to eat it or else you get dumb.

  • 01.06.2013 6:37 AM PDT

We mouth the vilest sacrament
And adhere to these tacit skirmishes
All for one day ideal and saffron-drenched
We ate each other's hearts out of serving dishes

When I was young I thought "don't drink and drive" meant you couldn't drink ANYTHING while driving.

  • 01.06.2013 6:46 AM PDT

when i was really little i thought dogs were the male of the species and cats were just female dogs.

  • 01.06.2013 7:02 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3


Posted by: Double A
I thought factories were "cloudmakers."
My daughter thinks this.I thought old people saw in black and white.My husband thought this as well.

[Edited on 01.06.2013 8:02 AM PST]

  • 01.06.2013 7:09 AM PDT

"They don't call him Flopper for nothing"-AquaBlader

I thought you bought babies from a store.

  • 01.06.2013 7:20 AM PDT

John F Kennedy was part of M7

  • 01.06.2013 7:23 AM PDT

That when my grandparents were kids the world was in black and white ._.

  • 01.06.2013 7:27 AM PDT
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Posted by: Bookshelf
I thought I could see through my hand.


THIS OH MY GOD THIS. I stared at my hand for hours trying to figure it out...

  • 01.06.2013 7:28 AM PDT

Most of what I say is sarcasm, the rest is of the highest intellect.

I thought that I had to give my video of treasure island to the police because it was a pirate video.

  • 01.06.2013 7:45 AM PDT

Spit rounds like the gun range,
Beat it up like Rampage!

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I thought smurf ice cream came from the blue sky.

  • 01.06.2013 7:56 AM PDT


Posted by: Double A
I used to think that chocolate milk came from brown cows.
I thought factories were "cloudmakers."
I thought old people saw in black and white.

  • 01.06.2013 7:59 AM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs


Posted by: theslatcher
I thought that the faster I moved the mouse up 'n' down, the faster a site would load.
I still believe this.

  • 01.06.2013 8:01 AM PDT

Dived headfirst off a climbing frame and split my skull open

  • 01.06.2013 8:04 AM PDT

GAAAAYYY


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Posted by: abbbjqqr
I thought I could dig to China


You can, the only problem is this little ball of magma in the middle of the earth...

And gravity.

  • 01.06.2013 8:09 AM PDT

I thought I could swim. But it was my life jacket all along.

  • 01.06.2013 8:10 AM PDT

Driven by success.
Follow me if you wish:@JamilDeanTriaa

I thought that shoes made you run faster.

  • 01.06.2013 8:10 AM PDT

Posted by: AlmondJoy99
I used to think the airplanes in the sky were rocket ships.

This, and I thought all cars had a self-destruct button on them.

  • 01.06.2013 8:12 AM PDT

~khristian

i thought that if you were -blam!- you were Canadian... thanks dad.

  • 01.06.2013 8:14 AM PDT

Non Nobis Nascimur - We are not born for ourselves.

I used to think serial killers only killed people who made cereal. I was always like, "Cereal is awesome, why would someone try to ruin that?".

  • 01.06.2013 8:38 AM PDT

I used to think Clouds were made out of cotten candy.

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  • 01.06.2013 8:39 AM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

I thought god would look like the Pringles guy.

  • 01.06.2013 8:40 AM PDT
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Posted by: CamCamm

Posted by: Double A
I thought factories were "cloudmakers."
My daughter thinks this.I thought old people saw in black and white.My husband thought this as well.
When did you get married? :D

  • 01.06.2013 8:41 AM PDT