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Subject: Dumb stuff you thought of as a child?

I thought I was the best damn dancer the world over.

  • 01.06.2013 8:43 AM PDT
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Thought there were jungles on jupiter... thank you very much encyclopedia with pictures.

  • 01.06.2013 8:43 AM PDT

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It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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Posted by: Double A
I thought factories were "cloudmakers."
My daughter thinks this.I thought old people saw in black and white.My husband thought this as well.
When did you get married? :D
Dec 28th.
:)

  • 01.06.2013 8:43 AM PDT
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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

Posted by: Adamantiumind
Thought there were jungles on jupiter... thank you very much encyclopedia with pictures.

That's alright, I thought Neptune was an icy snow world underneath its clouds.

  • 01.06.2013 8:44 AM PDT

One does not simply trolololol into Mordor.

I thought life insurance gave you a second life.

  • 01.06.2013 8:45 AM PDT
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"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me"

- Batman


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I thought that eating food with a lot of iron actually put metal in your blood.

  • 01.06.2013 8:50 AM PDT

Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
"Team shoot the wraith!"
"What's a team shoot and what's a wraith?!"
"It means we all shoot at the big blue thing together!"
"Okay!"
*starts betraying blue teammate*

"If we eat food and it sits in our stomachs forever, why don't we get really fat and why doesn't it go bad and make us sick?"


forget about poop

  • 01.06.2013 8:51 AM PDT

Currently studying Computer Science & Software engineering. Hope to work on mobile devices of the future! When a certain game's credits roll, look out for my name! ;)

You will -blam!- bricks when you see what game it is! =)

Females had 3 holes intented for 'smex'. Turns out its just one.

  • 01.06.2013 9:05 AM PDT

RIP - The Rev: February 9, 1981 – December 28, 2009
RIP - Mitch Lucker: October 20, 1984 - November 1, 2012
RIP - Dimebag Darrell: August 20, 1966 – December 8, 2004
RIP - Ronny James Dio: July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010

I honestly thought that people with brown eyes could only see with a limited view, like their peripherals were blacked out.

  • 01.06.2013 9:06 AM PDT

Posted by: FatherlyNick
Females had 3 holes intented for 'smex'. Turns out its just one.

They do have 3.

1. -blam!-
2. Ass
3. Mouth

  • 01.06.2013 9:06 AM PDT

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"In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons." -Croesus

-I thought that when the year ended, the world would end.
-I thought that if people died in movies, they died for real.
-I thought that the edge of the view was the edge of the world.

  • 01.06.2013 9:11 AM PDT

I thought grain elevator explosions you'd hear about in the news were people elevators so I was afraid of elevators for awhile.

  • 01.06.2013 9:14 AM PDT

Half of the time I'm dead serious.
The other half not so much.

I thought that bus drivers lived in their buses.

  • 01.06.2013 9:27 AM PDT

I thought drinking chocolate milk turned you black. *slinks back into shadows.

  • 01.06.2013 9:28 AM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

Posted by: Double A
I thought factories were "cloudmakers."

I thought that about power plants lol.

  • 01.06.2013 9:30 AM PDT

I thought all black people (including myself) were from Africa. When people would ask me where I'm from, I would tell them Africa, but I wouldn't be able to say where. They were confused.

  • 01.06.2013 9:32 AM PDT

MUSIC AND ART
http://i.imgur.com/0h2bO.png
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOjpG27LEQ&feature=player _embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yydcG9woWA&feature=relate d
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZNwIxHiA1M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHsnECVc_DE&feature=relate d
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CQuLZNoaW4

4 came before 3.

  • 01.06.2013 9:32 AM PDT
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Hello, Hola, Velkomin, Bienvenue, Kon'nichiwa,
sorry I don't remember the rest

The moon is made of cheese.

Too much Wallace and Gromit

  • 01.06.2013 9:32 AM PDT

That Washington D.C was in the state Washington. Makes sense right?

  • 01.06.2013 9:34 AM PDT

BTW Elites rule!

And I am probably just trolling you right now....especially if it is a controversial thread

I thought that the Christmas Story was full of -blam!- when it came to the kid getting his tongue stuck on the pole during winter. Needless to say, I was entirely wrong.

  • 01.06.2013 9:37 AM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

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Posted by: Casselt
-I thought that if people died in movies, they died for real.


This.

-I thought that characters in war movies and stuff were the actual people they were acting as, and the movie shows exactly what happened.

-And that those factories make clouds.

[Edited on 01.06.2013 9:41 AM PST]

  • 01.06.2013 9:41 AM PDT

Cool Story bro, tell it again.

Girls were born with holes in their ears and born with a pen1s

People used to see in black & white during the black & white t.v's

bats layed eggs

  • 01.06.2013 9:47 AM PDT


Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1
I thought I could be a firetruck.

Liek if dis makes u cry evry' tyme

  • 01.06.2013 9:52 AM PDT