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Marley: next time try to be a little for inconspicuous.
John: What do you mean?
Marley: John, we grow lots of gear, right?
John: Yeah loads...
Marley: So try not to come back with a wasted girl and a packet of fertilizer!
I thought toys played with each other while i was gone, hence why they all seemed to be in different places to where i left them. It never occurred to me that my baby sister could be involved.
I thought the olden times were in black and white because black dye and white dye were the cheapest dyes you could buy and everyone was really poor back then. Somehow it never occurred to me that people couldn't possibly have painted every single tree and blade of grass.
I thought elevators were liable to break and zip down the shaft, killing everyone inside, at a seconds notice
I imagined that people of all professions randomly walked the streets during daytime like they did in picture books. Patrolling officers of the law did nothing to break this illusion.
Adults could always be trusted to do the most logical and morally responsible thing to do and do it perfectly every time, mistakes and greed were just things children did.