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Subject: The average Floodian
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Average Floodian:
Overweight
Ugly
Acne problems
No girlfriend
Antisocial
Nerdy
Unathletic


Me:
Underweight
Sexy
No acne
Has girlfriend
Social
Nerdy
Athletic


ITT: Discuss you vs average Floodian

  • 01.06.2013 1:13 AM PDT

My gamertag is Dustin Nugget, like my name here.

Op didn't even mention how much he lifts.

  • 01.06.2013 1:14 AM PDT

Do you like Green Eggs and Ham???

Underweight
Looks better than half the Redneck in town with no teeth
Some acne, but my hair covers up most of it
Had a girlfriend, mooched with another guy
Social
Nerdy to an extent
Anti-Boy Scout of America

  • 01.06.2013 1:14 AM PDT
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The Searcher sucks. Nobody date him.

I'm pretty sure you need to redefine the word "nerdy." Because you don't qualify.

Also, go make out with your girlfriend and stop making the rest of us feel bad online.

  • 01.06.2013 1:14 AM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.

Pics or GTFO, OP.

  • 01.06.2013 1:16 AM PDT

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"Ignorance is a plague."

Close, but the plague killed those infected with it, and the ignorant are still alive.
I wish ignorance was a plague.

There's quite a few scrawny kids on the Flood. There was a "post your height and weight" thread and almost half the people were like 6' and 135 lbs.

  • 01.06.2013 1:17 AM PDT
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Posted by: iRdACheef619
Pics or GTFO, OP.

C'mon, aren't we depressed enough already?

  • 01.06.2013 1:17 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

Average Floodian
Human


Me
Sangheili

Hmm.

  • 01.06.2013 1:18 AM PDT
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Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Average Floodian
Human


Me
Sangheili

Hmm.

Dead Grunt......?

[Edited on 01.06.2013 1:19 AM PST]

  • 01.06.2013 1:19 AM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.


Posted by: Halifaxie

Posted by: iRdACheef619
Pics or GTFO, OP.

C'mon, aren't we depressed enough already?
Nope. I want to see if the OP is bullshating us.

  • 01.06.2013 1:20 AM PDT

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"Ignorance is a plague."

Close, but the plague killed those infected with it, and the ignorant are still alive.
I wish ignorance was a plague.

Posted by: iRdACheef619
Posted by: Halifaxie
Posted by: iRdACheef619
Pics or GTFO, OP.

C'mon, aren't we depressed enough already?
Nope. I want to see if the OP is ----- us.
You aren't willing to believe that he's an underweight kid with no acne? Those aren't exactly rare.

  • 01.06.2013 1:23 AM PDT
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Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: Halifaxie

Posted by: iRdACheef619
Pics or GTFO, OP.

C'mon, aren't we depressed enough already?
Nope. I want to see if the OP is bullshating us.

His name is "Slap My Nuts." What more do you need?

  • 01.06.2013 1:24 AM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.

^

I stand by my motion.

  • 01.06.2013 1:25 AM PDT

Challenge me to a Hawaiian Punch chugging contest. I dare you.


Posted by: mubox47
$.50 in store credit.

Healthy weight
Ruggedly handsome
No acne
Single
Very social
Nerdy
Not very athletic

  • 01.06.2013 1:27 AM PDT
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Posted by: The EAKLE
Healthy weight
Ruggedly handsome
No acne
Single
Very social
Nerdy
Not very athletic

I was about to post all sorts of mean things about your potentially misleading description, but instead I choose to support you in your positive self-image and probably amiable nature. Good on ya.

  • 01.06.2013 1:29 AM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.

Lets see

Not really overweight but Ive been getting a little flabbier this holiday season.

I look good enough

No acne. At all.

No girlfriend unless my hand counts

Antisocial? A little

A little nerdy

Not too athletic

  • 01.06.2013 2:07 AM PDT
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This thread should be called how to shove others down to feel better about yourself 101.

  • 01.06.2013 2:09 AM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Average Floodian
Human


Me
Sangheili

Hmm.


You have big jaws and wings. Thats right vien I know your secret. You have buffalo wings with you and you're eating them right now.

  • 01.06.2013 2:10 AM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.


Posted by: DrMod
This thread should be called how to shove others down to feel better about yourself 101.


Shh its funny.

  • 01.06.2013 2:11 AM PDT
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Posted by: antonio the bomb


No girlfriend unless my hand counts


You know, I think if one of those two things changes, both of them will change.

  • 01.06.2013 2:11 AM PDT
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I am:

- Morbid obese
- My neckbeard runs to the tip of my feet
- My first kiss was 3 weeks ago, on a rainbow dash action figurine
- If someone attempts to start a conversation I usually drop on the ground, roll around in circles while making barking sounds.
- I'm kind of geeky yes
- I'll have you know I'm able to lift 3 times my own weight ya skinny runt get on my level.

  • 01.06.2013 2:11 AM PDT

Healthy
I'm hotter than Di Caprio
Acne all over my face and eyes
Currently cheating on my girlfriend
Better social skills than Di Caprio
I'm black so i cant be nerd
Unathletic

  • 01.06.2013 2:13 AM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.


Posted by: Halifaxie

Posted by: antonio the bomb


No girlfriend unless my hand counts


You know, I think if one of those two things changes, both of them will change.


But my hand is irreplaceable. I cant just replace her with a girl!

  • 01.06.2013 2:30 AM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.


Posted by: Koolen
I am:

- Morbid obese
- My neckbeard runs to the tip of my feet
- My first kiss was 3 weeks ago, on a rainbow dash action figurine
- If someone attempts to start a conversation I usually drop on the ground, roll around in circles while making barking sounds.
- I'm kind of geeky yes
- I'll have you know I'm able to lift 3 times my own weight ya skinny runt get on my level.


Dude have you ever fought people shirtless while shouting like the hulk? Did you lift their puny form and break their backs over your knees?

  • 01.06.2013 2:31 AM PDT
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Posted by: antonio the bomb

Posted by: Halifaxie

Posted by: antonio the bomb


No girlfriend unless my hand counts


You know, I think if one of those two things changes, both of them will change.


But my hand is irreplaceable. I cant just replace her with a girl!

I believe it is safe to say that your priorities have reached a state of near-perfection.

  • 01.06.2013 2:31 AM PDT

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