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Subject: Let's pretend you have a girlfriend

And you just found out that from the waist down, she's a guy

  • 01.06.2013 11:44 AM PDT

Then she's not a girlfriend.

  • 01.06.2013 11:44 AM PDT
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No -blam!-.

  • 01.06.2013 11:44 AM PDT
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I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means. -Clarence Darrow

I do have one. She is, in fact, my girlfriend.

  • 01.06.2013 11:45 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

Cool.

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Lady Astor: "If I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill: "If I were your husband I'd drink it !"

So I've got two girlfriends?

  • 01.06.2013 11:45 AM PDT
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Go away.

I leave. And never speak to it again. Or mention it.

  • 01.06.2013 11:46 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

"You have a bigger one than what I have. :("

  • 01.06.2013 11:46 AM PDT

Don't LOL if you aren't L'inOL.

Halo: Reach
Halo 3
Halo ODST

I approve

  • 01.06.2013 11:47 AM PDT

The Internet is an empowerment tool that's agnostic; it doesn't care about race, gender, or age.


Posted by: Kaltyr
I do have one. She is, in fact, my girlfriend.

  • 01.06.2013 11:47 AM PDT
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"Insert generic signature here"


Posted by: TURTLER9
And you just found out that from the waist down, she's a guy

YES!!!

My dream and fantasy of dating a trap/crossdresser is now fulfilled!

  • 01.06.2013 11:47 AM PDT

Posted by: A sweet noob
Ah, the internet. Where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI.

I'm still satisfied.

  • 01.06.2013 11:48 AM PDT

This.

  • 01.06.2013 11:49 AM PDT

Digging Foxholes by Profession
Accept No Substitutes

This. Is not what I was expecting.
But alright.

  • 01.06.2013 11:53 AM PDT

I'm hated by many, but loved by none.


Posted by: TURTLER9
And you just found out that from the waist down, she's a guy


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • 01.06.2013 11:54 AM PDT

(^}>

Together we could make a lot of money on the Internet.

  • 01.06.2013 11:56 AM PDT

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
- Dr. Seuss

My most recent one dumped me on New Years.

If she was a he we'd have a serious problem.

  • 01.06.2013 11:56 AM PDT

I'm 23, I have a house, dog, girlfriend, job and I have no interest in any fanboyism so if you're thinking about sending me a childish PM, don't be surprised when I don't call back.

Is it bigger than mine?

  • 01.06.2013 11:58 AM PDT

The bible is the best book Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM A PROUD CHRISTIAN. HALO IS AWESOME BUT GOD IS MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!
Did you knew that JESUSdied for you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4

  • 01.06.2013 11:59 AM PDT

I just got out of a relationship...
So if she was ugly I would call 1800-choke-Dat-H0e

  • 01.06.2013 12:03 PM PDT

Posted by: Alex Mac Kee
If pen­ises were planes Jimmy's mouth would be an airport


Posted by: DarkBen64
Don't punch a British kid, the queen'll come after you.

Breaking up

I mean I know it wouldn't be nice but a relationship is a two sided thing and I think the ding-a-ling should only be on my side.

  • 01.06.2013 12:07 PM PDT

:)

I guess that wouldn't have been a particularly long relationship ANYWAYS...

So I'd drop kick him. Her. ARGH

  • 01.06.2013 12:11 PM PDT
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Chicks with dicks, twice the fun?

  • 01.06.2013 12:21 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."

Already have one. And trust me, I know what she has down there. :P

  • 01.06.2013 12:22 PM PDT