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  • Poll [52 votes]: Garrus Vakarian Vs. Thel 'Vadam
Subject: Garrus Vakarian Vs. Thel 'Vadam

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Poll: Garrus Vakarian Vs. Thel 'Vadam  [closed]
Garrus Vakarian:  23%
(12 Votes)
Thel 'Vadam:  27%
(14 Votes)
They team up and save the ME3 and Halo universes:  50%
(26 Votes)
Total Votes: 52

Who would win? In this scenario to make it an even fight, we are downgrading Thel (the Arbiter) to Poor Camo.

Would Garrus's calibrations save him? Or will his inability to duck make it harder for him?

Will Thel and his years of leadership and combat skills help in his fight? Or will there be a cliche scene where Garrus just so happens to hit Thel right where he was branded, thus debilitating him?

  • 01.06.2013 12:29 PM PDT

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.

They obviously team up.

  • 01.06.2013 12:30 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

Dammit OP, I cannot decide whether who should live or die.

  • 01.06.2013 12:30 PM PDT

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Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Dammit OP, I cannot decide whether who should live or die.
That reminds me, I forgot to Inb4 Vien and his inability to decide. Looks like OP got ninja'd for once!

  • 01.06.2013 12:31 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: carpet brain

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Dammit OP, I cannot decide whether who should live or die.
That reminds me, I forgot to Inb4 Vien and his inability to decide. Looks like OP got ninja'd for once!
It's impossible to beat the OP if he inB4's, that is why the OP is unable to have such powers.

  • 01.06.2013 12:32 PM PDT

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Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: carpet brain

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Dammit OP, I cannot decide whether who should live or die.
That reminds me, I forgot to Inb4 Vien and his inability to decide. Looks like OP got ninja'd for once!
It's impossible to beat the OP if he inB4's, that is why the OP is unable to have such powers.
Which is why the first OP created a tool to combat OP's inability to Inb4. The trusty ole' Inb4 OP can't Inb4.

  • 01.06.2013 12:33 PM PDT

I am a monument to all your sins

Garrus is a rouge cop who doesn't play by the rules, The Arbiter is a bad-ass alien samurai active camouflage, an energy sword and plasma weapons. do the math.

  • 01.06.2013 12:37 PM PDT

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

And from FOX, two phantoms were born.

Garrus.
He has reach, and Arby lacks flexibility.

  • 01.06.2013 12:39 PM PDT

*reminisces when the Bungie/Halo community wasn't made up of CoD kids*
*sighs*
*activates time-machine and sets the clock back to Nov. 9, 2004*
glory days here I come..
*vanishes*

They'd team up.

  • 01.06.2013 12:39 PM PDT

I make a living of selling my body, and I don't mean sex.


Posted by: Kai Hiwatari
Garrus.
He has reach, and Arby lacks flexibility.
You'd be surprised at what an elite could do.

  • 01.06.2013 12:53 PM PDT

Online Gaming's pretty much like a zombie movie. There are a lot of mindless idiots roaming around but you find some survivors on the way.
My YouTube channel
If you're interested in vs threads, here's a sweet little group for you to join

I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is my rectum.

OT: Batman strolls in and kicks both of their asses.

  • 01.06.2013 12:58 PM PDT

Ew, my username. :C

I came up with it when I was 10.

This shouldn't even be a question.

Garrus.

  • 01.06.2013 12:59 PM PDT

Digging Foxholes by Profession
Accept No Substitutes

Dude.

Thel would draw a sword and be like "I will grind him to dust beneath my boots. Where is he?"

Then a slug goes through his head and five hundred meters away Garrus is like "Here I am, -blam!-. I love this rifle."

[Edited on 01.06.2013 1:04 PM PST]

  • 01.06.2013 1:02 PM PDT

Do you really want to know?

Vien's bed mate, Thel.

He's a eight foot tall ninga elite with swords and camouflage. It's painfully obvious.

[Edited on 01.06.2013 1:02 PM PST]

  • 01.06.2013 1:02 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Ice Penjamin

Posted by: Kai Hiwatari
Garrus.
He has reach, and Arby lacks flexibility.
You'd be surprised at what an elite could do.



*Cough*

  • 01.06.2013 1:04 PM PDT


Posted by: WEE MAN MJJC
I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is my rectum.

OT: Batman strolls in and kicks both of their asses.


WHEREZATRIGGA!!!!! WHEREIZIT!!!!!
But seriously, no. The Arbiter would win. We seem to assume he would only use a sword........he does carry a Carbine alot too you know.

  • 01.06.2013 1:05 PM PDT

Posted by:ScubaToaster
Posted by: HipiO7
This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

Primarch Vakarian.

  • 01.06.2013 1:06 PM PDT


Posted by: Darthbill99
Garrus is a rouge cop who doesn't play by the rules, The Arbiter is a bad-ass alien samurai active camouflage, an energy sword and plasma weapons. do the math.


This sounds like this year's summer blockbuster.

I would see it.

  • 01.06.2013 1:10 PM PDT