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Subject: What is your best pickup line?
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I'm socially awkward so I got nothing.

  • 01.06.2013 2:53 PM PDT

I like dinosaurs, you like dinosaurs; let's get this going.

  • 01.06.2013 2:53 PM PDT

ay gurl
lem pee n da butt

  • 01.06.2013 2:53 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

Eeeuuheee


Works every time.

  • 01.06.2013 2:53 PM PDT

"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
-Paarthurnax

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
-G-Man

"Hey sexy honey, I want to make the sex with you."

And then I sex at her good.

  • 01.06.2013 2:54 PM PDT

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I lost my phone number, can i have yours?

Ask the girl to touch your shirt and ask her what material she thinks it is, then reply with "its boyfriend material"

  • 01.06.2013 2:56 PM PDT
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Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

  • 01.06.2013 2:57 PM PDT

"Do you like dragons?"

"Good, because I'm gonna be draggin these nuts across your face tonight."

  • 01.06.2013 3:00 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

"You must be tired, because you were running through my mind all last night."

  • 01.06.2013 3:02 PM PDT

Report to the ship immediately.
We'll bang okay?

  • 01.06.2013 3:03 PM PDT

Are you Google? Because you're everything I'm searching for!

Baby, before me, you've been looking in love in Alderaan places!

If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.

  • 01.06.2013 3:06 PM PDT

If I asked you to have sex with me would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?

  • 01.06.2013 3:07 PM PDT

Old School

wort wort wort

  • 01.06.2013 3:07 PM PDT

"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it."
-Sir Winston Churchill

The Secret Society 95% of activity is me, I could use some help.

"Pity me dammit!"

Almost worked once.

  • 01.06.2013 3:09 PM PDT
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Hey.

Potato

  • 01.06.2013 3:09 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

I normally just smile at them and they jump on me.
Smolder holder

  • 01.06.2013 3:10 PM PDT

Proud Spartan II, COG soldier, Hero of time, and crowbar wielding scientist.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I want to put my -blam!- in your mouth.

  • 01.06.2013 3:11 PM PDT

Do you come here often?

  • 01.06.2013 3:12 PM PDT
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hello, do you have the time?

never fails

#swag

  • 01.06.2013 3:13 PM PDT

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

  • 01.06.2013 3:13 PM PDT

Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes

Could I touch your belly button ...from the inside?

  • 01.06.2013 3:14 PM PDT

Life will always find a new way to ruin everything you know, enjoy the moments of peace to their fullest and prepare yourself for the lemons that are heading your way and you might just make it.


Remember Elk

hey girl do you have a gamertag?

  • 01.06.2013 3:14 PM PDT

Do you like sex?

  • 01.06.2013 3:14 PM PDT

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
-Douglas Adams

Nice shoes wanna -blam!-?

I never use pickup lines.

Posted by: RockdaleRooster
I like dinosaurs, you like dinosaurs; let's get this going.

There is just something about the word dinosaurs that makes it comedic.

  • 01.06.2013 3:18 PM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay

There was this Irish lass I was into who's nickname was Bró. So there was a whole ongoing joke about asking her out by wearing a shirt with "Hey Bró, I know this is crazy but (my number), Call me? I was saying on how I might pick up the wrong crowed with that so a friend joked saying I should Tie-dye it to make sure I get the right ones (which was met with a swift punch to the gut).

So...later I was a but miffed at her for some reason and I was talking to a mate about it and he was trying to get me to go and seek her out and I said something around the lines of (trying to insult her): "She's like a leprechaun, short and hard to find... though I guess that would justify the rainbow shirt... I'd just say that, hey! I wanted to talk to you, so I brought a rainbow with me".

...except like all great fails... she happened to be behind me when I said that... but she said that what I said was adorable and the best pickup line she had heard.

/end nostalgia.

  • 01.06.2013 3:24 PM PDT

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