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Subject: What is your best pickup line?

in·dif·fer·ence
the fact or state of being indifferent; lack of care or concern and empathy demonstrated by an absence of emotional reactions.

"Get in the back of the van or I shoot"

Never fails.

  • 01.06.2013 3:26 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN, IT WILL DO THIS EVERY TIME IT IS TOLD

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

NOW PUT THE THE LOTION IN THE BASKET

PUT THE -blam!- ING LOTION IN THE BASKET

  • 01.06.2013 3:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: ColdHoboKiller14
"Get in the back of the van or I shoot"

Never fails.

Seems overly aggressive.

  • 01.06.2013 3:40 PM PDT

No, I don't want to join your group/clan/team/community.

Need a lift?

  • 01.06.2013 3:41 PM PDT

"Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive"

Go ahead, call the cops, they can't un--blam!- you.

  • 01.06.2013 3:46 PM PDT

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