- MyNameIsCharlie
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- Fabled Mythic Member
Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN, IT WILL DO THIS EVERY TIME IT IS TOLD
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
NOW PUT THE THE LOTION IN THE BASKET
PUT THE -blam!- ING LOTION IN THE BASKET