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Subject: Hunters, I have a question.
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What's the best shotgun to shoot these annoying robins in my backyard?

  • 01.06.2013 4:05 PM PDT

Shakes Magic 8 Ball

How are robins annoying?

  • 01.06.2013 4:06 PM PDT

Stop banning me please.

Pellet guns are your friend.

  • 01.06.2013 4:06 PM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

A cat.

  • 01.06.2013 4:06 PM PDT

AA-12 Explosive Rounds with a 32 round drum would be the proper tool.

  • 01.06.2013 4:06 PM PDT

Call your local gamewarden's office. Let him know what you plan to do, he will help.

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AA-12

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  • 01.06.2013 4:06 PM PDT

Circle Jerkin' I got my wiener workin'

Why the hell would you shoot robins? Anyways it is illegal to shoot songbirds. Though a .410 would be perfect.

  • 01.06.2013 4:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: NorbergK6
How are robins annoying?


Their chirps are the bane of my existence.

[Edited on 01.06.2013 4:08 PM PST]

  • 01.06.2013 4:08 PM PDT

There's no firearm that can help you. Best call in the military.

  • 01.06.2013 4:09 PM PDT

Brainwashing, idiotic media: "hur dur, vido gaems cas vilenc n iz nt gud. dey ned 2 b baned."

Logic: Really? Then please explain how there's violence in third world countries. I guess they're all poor due to the large amount of video games they buy.

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  • 01.06.2013 4:09 PM PDT
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For all questions with answers unknown to you, the proper procedure is to assume the answer is peanut butter.

While that may be true, I'm just going to pretend otherwise.


Posted by: BlazingAngel94
Ruchnoy Protivotankovyy Granatomyot

Because a Russian "hand-held anti-tank grenade launcher" is totally practical for getting rid of pesky neighborhood birds...

Robins are adorable. Leave them be.

  • 01.06.2013 4:16 PM PDT

Use a knife, much more satisfying.

  • 01.06.2013 4:19 PM PDT

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A shotgun is a completely inappropriate tool for removal of small birds. Use a bb gun or practice with a slingshot.

  • 01.06.2013 4:19 PM PDT

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why would you shoot a robin? they are beautiful birds.

  • 01.06.2013 4:21 PM PDT

Brainwashing, idiotic media: "hur dur, vido gaems cas vilenc n iz nt gud. dey ned 2 b baned."

Logic: Really? Then please explain how there's violence in third world countries. I guess they're all poor due to the large amount of video games they buy.


Posted by: SmD x MaYHeM x

Posted by: BlazingAngel94
Ruchnoy Protivotankovyy Granatomyot

Because a Russian "hand-held anti-tank grenade launcher" is totally practical for getting rid of pesky neighborhood birds...

Robins are adorable. Leave them be.


Just wait, one will find a vat of nuclear waste, eat some, and turn into a giant mutant bird-monster.

We must strike first.

  • 01.06.2013 4:21 PM PDT

op is on her period!

  • 01.06.2013 4:21 PM PDT
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For all questions with answers unknown to you, the proper procedure is to assume the answer is peanut butter.

While that may be true, I'm just going to pretend otherwise.


Posted by: BlazingAngel94

Posted by: SmD x MaYHeM x

Posted by: BlazingAngel94
Ruchnoy Protivotankovyy Granatomyot

Because a Russian "hand-held anti-tank grenade launcher" is totally practical for getting rid of pesky neighborhood birds...

Robins are adorable. Leave them be.


Just wait, one will find a vat of nuclear waste, eat some, and turn into a giant mutant bird-monster.

We must strike first.

So, we need to make a big slingshot and a ton of really unstable buildings?

You're implying Angry Birds: Real Life Edition, aren't you?

  • 01.06.2013 4:23 PM PDT

Brainwashing, idiotic media: "hur dur, vido gaems cas vilenc n iz nt gud. dey ned 2 b baned."

Logic: Really? Then please explain how there's violence in third world countries. I guess they're all poor due to the large amount of video games they buy.


Posted by: SmD x MaYHeM x

Posted by: BlazingAngel94

Posted by: SmD x MaYHeM x

Posted by: BlazingAngel94
Ruchnoy Protivotankovyy Granatomyot

Because a Russian "hand-held anti-tank grenade launcher" is totally practical for getting rid of pesky neighborhood birds...

Robins are adorable. Leave them be.


Just wait, one will find a vat of nuclear waste, eat some, and turn into a giant mutant bird-monster.

We must strike first.

So, we need to make a big slingshot and a ton of really unstable buildings?

You're implying Angry Birds: Real Life Edition, aren't you?


Yes and since Bungie is currently working on a giant slingshot, we will send them robins in order to test it out. They can target that Chinese restaurant that forget the lo mane noodles as practice.

  • 01.06.2013 4:27 PM PDT
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For all questions with answers unknown to you, the proper procedure is to assume the answer is peanut butter.

While that may be true, I'm just going to pretend otherwise.


Posted by: BlazingAngel94

Posted by: SmD x MaYHeM x

Posted by: BlazingAngel94

Posted by: SmD x MaYHeM x

Posted by: BlazingAngel94
Ruchnoy Protivotankovyy Granatomyot

Because a Russian "hand-held anti-tank grenade launcher" is totally practical for getting rid of pesky neighborhood birds...

Robins are adorable. Leave them be.


Just wait, one will find a vat of nuclear waste, eat some, and turn into a giant mutant bird-monster.

We must strike first.

So, we need to make a big slingshot and a ton of really unstable buildings?

You're implying Angry Birds: Real Life Edition, aren't you?


Yes and since Bungie is currently working on a giant slingshot, we will send them robins in order to test it out. They can target that Chinese restaurant that forget the lo mane noodles as practice.

Sounds like a plan. Bungie can now invent the sport of robin launching!

  • 01.06.2013 4:30 PM PDT


Posted by: Recon Number 54
A cat.

  • 01.06.2013 4:31 PM PDT

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Posted by: prometheus25
A shotgun is a completely inappropriate tool for removal of small birds. Use a bb gun or practice with a slingshot.
A shotgun is overkill for a situation like this. I would just use a pellet rifle.

  • 01.06.2013 4:33 PM PDT

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Posted by: Kat_Ana
What's the best shotgun to shoot these annoying robins in my backyard?


Oh -blam!- OP wat are you doin

Get a god damn pellet gun for that.

  • 01.06.2013 4:36 PM PDT