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Subject: If you somehow became the leader of your country...

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

...which we all know isn't going to happen because, let's face it, you're only 25% unretarded, what would you do?

Besides have sex with all of America's enemies to end war, starvation, and poverty, I would probably outlaw flannel shirts and Guatemalan pants.

What would you do, Flood?

  • 01.06.2013 5:55 PM PDT

What??

  • 01.06.2013 5:56 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Drastically change capital punishment.

  • 01.06.2013 5:56 PM PDT

~ Big Boo ~

Bring the troops home.

End the outrageous spending.

  • 01.06.2013 5:57 PM PDT

The strongest Rivals are also the strongest allies.

Join the UK and and reboot the british empire.

  • 01.06.2013 5:57 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler

I already am?

  • 01.06.2013 5:58 PM PDT

"They don't call him Flopper for nothing"-AquaBlader

Increase taxes on wealthy
Slowly withdrawal troops
Spend more money on infrastructure and towards green energy
Outlaw Tobacco and legalize pot
Swag is now illegal
Fix College tuition rates to be actually affordable

  • 01.06.2013 5:58 PM PDT
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For all questions with answers unknown to you, the proper procedure is to assume the answer is peanut butter.

While that may be true, I'm just going to pretend otherwise.

You mean that I have to fix this mess?! -blam!- that! I can't put up with all this drama!

In all serious, probably put people that actually know what they're doing in charge of things that fall into their areas of expertise. That'd be a good start.

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This is a signature. If you're reading it, you must be dedicated. My other account, created in 2011, is nitwitcoffee10.
My gamertag is Shoop Do Whoop.

Figure out what the hell is going on, spend some time to get acclimated, find someone better qualified to do the job, and then siphon money to support myself for the next fifty years or so.

  • 01.06.2013 5:59 PM PDT

~ Big Boo ~


Posted by: THE G0D FL0PPER
Increase taxes on wealthy


Why? They earned it.

  • 01.06.2013 5:59 PM PDT

~ Big Boo ~


Posted by: THE G0D FL0PPER
Spend more money on infrastructure and towards green energy


Let private companies take care of both of those. Why charge the taxpayer? The American people will figure out green energy, not the government.

  • 01.06.2013 6:00 PM PDT

DECLARE WAR ON CANADA!!!!!

  • 01.06.2013 6:00 PM PDT
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I would make prayer and sunday church mandatory for all citizens. I would outlaw video games in order to save our rapidly deteriorating youth, then I would proceed to impose taxes and required community service on only the top 30% of income makers, everybody else would be exempt. Finally, I would ban bacon, and give half of our land to China.

  • 01.06.2013 6:01 PM PDT

everything/anything can be compared to sand on a beach


Posted by: Big Boo 54

Posted by: THE G0D FL0PPER
Increase taxes on wealthy


Why? They earned it.


yea. ikr. the rich earned everything, and if it was handed them by previous family, why make them pay more because your poor ass can't?

  • 01.06.2013 6:02 PM PDT

Rustled Jimmies

tax the rich, because that appears to fix everything!!!

  • 01.06.2013 6:02 PM PDT

"They don't call him Flopper for nothing"-AquaBlader


Posted by: Big Boo 54

Posted by: THE G0D FL0PPER
Spend more money on infrastructure and towards green energy


Let private companies take care of both of those. Why charge the taxpayer? The American people will figure out green energy, not the government.

Lol nope, if that would have happened it would have happened already. Believe me I have a side of the family that works at BP and laughs at Green Energy.

Also, the rich can afford to be taxed more and they don't need that 7th vacation home and another 1, 000,000 dollar car. If taxing the wealthy isn't fare then I don't know what is.

Being not rich and protecting them is the equivalent to being a loyal slave

  • 01.06.2013 6:02 PM PDT

iPhone 4S 64GB Black.

Hand over all sovereignty to Brussels.

  • 01.06.2013 6:03 PM PDT

"They don't call him Flopper for nothing"-AquaBlader


Posted by: BuzzKill9009
tax the rich, because that appears to fix everything!!!

I know you are being sarcastic but what's your solution. Oh I know
LET'S TAX THE DYING AND STARVING POOR
THAT'S TOTALLY MORALE GUYS, AM I RIGHT

damn idiot

  • 01.06.2013 6:04 PM PDT
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Lower taxes, keep the troops in the Middle East, implement a new energy policy and work towards new methods of clean energy, etc.

  • 01.06.2013 6:04 PM PDT

You don't want to know what I would do.

  • 01.06.2013 6:04 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken


Posted by: THE G0D FL0PPER

Posted by: Big Boo 54

Posted by: THE G0D FL0PPER
Spend more money on infrastructure and towards green energy


Let private companies take care of both of those. Why charge the taxpayer? The American people will figure out green energy, not the government.

Lol nope, if that would have happened it would have happened already. Believe me I have a side of the family that works at BP and laughs at Green Energy.

Also, the rich can afford to be taxed more and they don't need that 7th vacation home and another 1, 000,000 dollar car. If taxing the wealthy isn't fare then I don't know what is.

Being not rich and protecting them is the equivalent to being a loyal slave

They already pay like 30% of their income...

  • 01.06.2013 6:05 PM PDT

Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
"Team shoot the wraith!"
"What's a team shoot and what's a wraith?!"
"It means we all shoot at the big blue thing together!"
"Okay!"
*starts betraying blue teammate*

press the button.

  • 01.06.2013 6:05 PM PDT

~ Big Boo ~


Posted by: THE G0D FL0PPER

Let private companies take care of both of those. Why charge the taxpayer? The American people will figure out green energy, not the government.[/quote]
Lol nope, if that would have happened it would have happened already. Believe me I have a side of the family that works at BP and laughs at Green Energy.

Also, the rich can afford to be taxed more and they don't need that 7th vacation home and another 1, 000,000 dollar car. If taxing the wealthy isn't fare then I don't know what is.

Being not rich and protecting them is the equivalent to being a loyal slave


I definitely support luxury tax on items like that, so that I don't mind. I just don't want people making a higher wage to have higher income tax. (Income tax shouldn't be a thing, but that's a different argument.) The reason your family laughs at green energy is because right now there is no need or profit in it. There is no reason for it. There is absolutely no proof that 'Global Warming' is real. Also, if we were low on fossil fuels then green energy would be a legitimate option. Just let the free market figure it out when it is needed. You can't force a non-profitable thing based off of a theory with no data.

  • 01.06.2013 6:06 PM PDT

Appoint Matthew McConaughey as Secretary of State.

  • 01.06.2013 6:06 PM PDT

Looks like this thread is turning into a political thread.

Im just gonna back away slowly before an argument appears.

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  • 01.06.2013 6:08 PM PDT

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