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Posted by: lsbd
Posted by: InToXiCaTi0n
Initiate a cleansing protocol.
Wipe your Facebook of anything vulgar, explicit or otherwise interesting in any way other than being cute or funny.
Good luck. She is watching. Every night before she goes to bed while she is sitting in front of the TV on the living room couch in her fuzzy, warm PJ's she whips out her iPhone 3GS and begins to scour your Facebook page for anything out of the ordinary.
Get ahead of the curve and earn bonus points by doing the following:
-Set your school to Harvard, Yale, Princeton or similar
-Set current employer to any career that has an average income greater than 100k/year
-Upload a profile picture of yourself in a suit with at least three other people in suits. Caption the image "Quarterly board meeting."
-Pray
Good luck.
Mastermind right here.
Gentleman right here.
[Edited on 01.07.2013 12:46 AM PST]