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Subject: How do I make time go slower?

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  • 01.07.2013 9:51 AM PDT
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Posted by: Razgriz Berkut

Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew
The main thing you can do to slow down your subjective sense of time is to have more new experiences. Your brain saves space by mushing similar experiences together, and school is particularly bad for this because of how similar your week to week schedule is. But when you do something for the first time, your brain stores it in much more detail. The more new things you do, the longer the year will seem in retrospect.

What the man from Bungie wants to say OP, is that you have no life.

Cheers!!


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  • 01.07.2013 9:51 AM PDT

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Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew
The main thing you can do to slow down your subjective sense of time is to have more new experiences. Your brain saves space by mushing similar experiences together, and school is particularly bad for this because of how similar your week to week schedule is. But when you do something for the first time, your brain stores it in much more detail. The more new things you do, the longer the year will seem in retrospect.


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  • 01.07.2013 9:55 AM PDT

Posted by: A sweet noob
Ah, the internet. Where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI.

The whole way we perceive time is really just all a mental state, so if you become a monk, you can probably stop time after some practice.

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Posted by: Razgriz Berkut

Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew
The main thing you can do to slow down your subjective sense of time is to have more new experiences. Your brain saves space by mushing similar experiences together, and school is particularly bad for this because of how similar your week to week schedule is. But when you do something for the first time, your brain stores it in much more detail. The more new things you do, the longer the year will seem in retrospect.

What the man from Bungie wants to say OP, is that you have no life.

Cheers!!


I lol'd.

  • 01.07.2013 10:04 AM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
You need to travel faster. The closer you get to the speed of light, the slower time will go.

  • 01.07.2013 10:15 AM PDT

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  • 01.07.2013 10:17 AM PDT
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There are plenty of ways to slow down time. Too bad most of them are illegal. Like I've said before, start doing different and new things instead of sticking to your normal routine. Even though you have school you still have time outside of it to try stuff. You don't want to feel like a broken record your whole life do you?

  • 01.07.2013 10:23 AM PDT

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Run. You'll slow time down by about .000000000000000000000001 seconds.

  • 01.07.2013 10:24 AM PDT

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Time goes faster as you get older. Stop aging!

  • 01.07.2013 10:27 AM PDT


Posted by: Google Chrome
Run. You'll slow time down by about .000000000000000000000001 seconds.

Driving will make it slow even faster. Also Halo 4 is now less important.

  • 01.07.2013 10:27 AM PDT

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Posted by: kikashi hatake

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Run. You'll slow time down by about .000000000000000000000001 seconds.

Driving will make it slow even faster. Also Halo 4 is now less important.

You don't by any chance have that thread saved do you? I've always wanted to go back and see that one again lol.

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Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew
The main thing you can do to slow down your subjective sense of time is to have more new experiences. Your brain saves space by mushing similar experiences together, and school is particularly bad for this because of how similar your week to week schedule is. But when you do something for the first time, your brain stores it in much more detail. The more new things you do, the longer the year will seem in retrospect.

  • 01.07.2013 10:30 AM PDT


Posted by: Google Chrome

Posted by: kikashi hatake

Posted by: Google Chrome
Run. You'll slow time down by about .000000000000000000000001 seconds.

Driving will make it slow even faster. Also Halo 4 is now less important.

You don't by any chance have that thread saved do you? I've always wanted to go back and see that one again lol.

I just checked and I didn't

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OK, I figured it out for you.

Start running as fast as you can. The important part is to accelerate as hard as possible and keep the acceleration going. SO keep running faster and faster. You will lose weight while you do this, and that is important, as the reduced mass is a necessary component.

Just keep running faster and faster, eventually time will slow.

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  • 01.07.2013 10:34 AM PDT

Do more exciting things. It's not that time went quickly, but that you didn't do anything you remember vividly, so the days blurred into one enough in your memory.

  • 01.07.2013 10:38 AM PDT

Now let's get down to business, I don't got no time to play around, what is this?

Just stare at a watch/clock/phone/sun dial/other time telling device the whole time you're in school. I look at the clock or my phone frequently, and time crawls by so slowly.

  • 01.07.2013 10:44 AM PDT

There are a handful of psychoactive substances that cause significant Time Dilation. So, for example. Six hours on said substance can feel like a whole day. This is such a common phenomenon on said substances, that it's been proven beyond anecdotal.

Other than that you're SoL.

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  • 01.07.2013 10:56 AM PDT


Posted by: mike11107

Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew
The main thing you can do to slow down your subjective sense of time is to have more new experiences. Your brain saves space by mushing similar experiences together, and school is particularly bad for this because of how similar your week to week schedule is. But when you do something for the first time, your brain stores it in much more detail. The more new things you do, the longer the year will seem in retrospect.


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