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Subject: Bad movie adaptions of books you liked?

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

And from FOX, two phantoms were born.

What are some bad adaptions of book series you really enjoyed?

The Series of Unfortunate Events movie was AWFUL. Jim Carrey was a horrible Olaf and the whole thing was just crap

  • 01.07.2013 12:18 PM PDT
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Pretty much every movie adaptation ever, bar the Lord of the Rings movies.

  • 01.07.2013 12:19 PM PDT

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Eragon.

  • 01.07.2013 12:20 PM PDT
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Cirque du Freake or whatever it was called. Books were pretty good, movie was AWFUL.

  • 01.07.2013 12:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: colbyrules8
Eragon.


I thought it was okay.

Then I read the books.

  • 01.07.2013 12:22 PM PDT
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halo

  • 01.07.2013 12:24 PM PDT

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All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.


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The Series of Unfortunate Events


The simple mentioning of that movie rustles my jimmies.

  • 01.07.2013 12:24 PM PDT

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- Dr. Seuss


Posted by: colbyrules8
Eragon.

Movie director for that should be lynched.

  • 01.07.2013 12:25 PM PDT

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The Golden Compass. Pretty poorly done, when it could have been the first of an epic film trilogy to rival LotR and Harry Potter.

  • 01.07.2013 12:25 PM PDT


Posted by: colbyrules8
Eragon.


YOU MONSTER!!!

I had almost forgotten the movie, but now I remembered it!

I guess my therapist will be happy to see me again...

[Edited on 01.07.2013 12:27 PM PST]

  • 01.07.2013 12:27 PM PDT

Hunger Games

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Eragon
A series of unfortunate events

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Eragon. I... Unh...


*sniff*


...I'm sorry, I can't talk about that movie.

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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.


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Posted by: colbyrules8
Eragon.

Movie director for that should be lynched.
HELLLLLOH, I IZ SAPHIRRAAAAAAAA

  • 01.07.2013 12:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: colbyrules8
Eragon.
That one with the orphans and Olaf.

  • 01.07.2013 12:31 PM PDT

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The more I say Chang the more asian it sounds.

War of the Worlds

  • 01.07.2013 12:32 PM PDT