My gf was scitzo, but she was chill about it until I decided to smoke weed with her. After about 40 mins she tripped bowel movements and slit my 3 flamingos throats and fed there hearts to my saber tooth tiger I found on a vacation in Thailand once. I was walking along with a tour group until I got lost in the cloudy smoke of my 10ft long blunt. It started raining so I looked for shelter there I found a cave with fossils a man appeared and said he would bring one back to life a t-rex or a dodo bird. I chose the obvious choice answer C the saber tooth tiger. We been chill buds ever since. He attacked me once when we tripped on some shrooms, but I forgave him for that.
So flood you have any terrible ex's?