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Subject: will john-117 ever marry parisa?
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he promised that he will marry her and keep her safe.

Will we ever see him uphold his promise?

  • 01.07.2013 7:09 PM PDT
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No, I think he will go for Palmer instead.

  • 01.07.2013 7:11 PM PDT
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John + John's suit OTP.

  • 01.07.2013 7:25 PM PDT
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No point in putting something funny, clever or informative here. Most probably im going to get perma-banned anyway.

Who is parisa?

  • 01.07.2013 7:26 PM PDT


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Who is parisa?

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Posted by: Lightning Yuna
Who is parisa?


Basically before John became a Spartan he saved this one girl from drowning (or whatever it was) and so she promised to marry him but then he got kidnapped and put through hellish training and semi-legal augmentations to become a mentally and emotionally broken supersoldier and she thought he was dead but then he meets her during the Battle of New Mombasa (the fight in Halo 2) but doesn't tell her who he is for some reason.

  • 01.07.2013 7:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: Decieved Soul

Posted by: Lightning Yuna
Who is parisa?


Basically before John became a Spartan he saved this one girl from drowning (or whatever it was) and so she promised to marry him but then he got kidnapped and put through hellish training and semi-legal augmentations to become a mentally and emotionally broken supersoldier and she thought he was dead but then he meets her during the Battle of New Mombasa (the fight in Halo 2) but doesn't tell her who he is for some reason.



.....

wat

  • 01.07.2013 7:32 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


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Posted by: Decieved Soul

Posted by: Lightning Yuna
Who is parisa?


Basically before John became a Spartan he saved this one girl from drowning (or whatever it was) and so she promised to marry him but then he got kidnapped and put through hellish training and semi-legal augmentations to become a mentally and emotionally broken supersoldier and she thought he was dead but then he meets her during the Battle of New Mombasa (the fight in Halo 2) but doesn't tell her who he is for some reason.

I thought John promised her, not the other way around?

And he didn't tell her because then the SII program would've been FUBAR due to people knowing they abducted children.

Which happened anyway...

  • 01.07.2013 7:34 PM PDT
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No point in putting something funny, clever or informative here. Most probably im going to get perma-banned anyway.


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Posted by: Decieved Soul

Posted by: Lightning Yuna
Who is parisa?


Basically before John became a Spartan he saved this one girl from drowning (or whatever it was) and so she promised to marry him but then he got kidnapped and put through hellish training and semi-legal augmentations to become a mentally and emotionally broken supersoldier and she thought he was dead but then he meets her during the Battle of New Mombasa (the fight in Halo 2) but doesn't tell her who he is for some reason.


So she was like an African girl? Good call on the Chief. At what point does he see her? Pretty sure an appearance was never made.

  • 01.07.2013 7:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: Decieved Soul

Posted by: Lightning Yuna
Who is parisa?


Basically before John became a Spartan he saved this one girl from drowning (or whatever it was) and so she promised to marry him but then he got kidnapped and put through hellish training and semi-legal augmentations to become a mentally and emotionally broken supersoldier and she thought he was dead but then he meets her during the Battle of New Mombasa (the fight in Halo 2) but doesn't tell her who he is for some reason.



.....

wat


John saves girl.

Girl promises marriage.

John = kidnapped, supersoldier

John is fighting war in city.

Girl is in city.

John meets girl again.

Girl doesn't know who John is because armor.

John = super sneaky and doesn't tell her who he is.

  • 01.07.2013 7:36 PM PDT

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Posted by: Decieved Soul

Posted by: Lightning Yuna
Who is parisa?


Basically before John became a Spartan he saved this one girl from drowning (or whatever it was) and so she promised to marry him but then he got kidnapped and put through hellish training and semi-legal augmentations to become a mentally and emotionally broken supersoldier and she thought he was dead but then he meets her during the Battle of New Mombasa (the fight in Halo 2) but doesn't tell her who he is for some reason.


So she was like an African girl? Good call on the Chief. At what point does he see her? Pretty sure an appearance was never made.


it was in Halo Evolution.

  • 01.07.2013 7:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lightning Yuna

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Posted by: Decieved Soul

Posted by: Lightning Yuna
Who is parisa?


Basically before John became a Spartan he saved this one girl from drowning (or whatever it was) and so she promised to marry him but then he got kidnapped and put through hellish training and semi-legal augmentations to become a mentally and emotionally broken supersoldier and she thought he was dead but then he meets her during the Battle of New Mombasa (the fight in Halo 2) but doesn't tell her who he is for some reason.


So she was like an African girl? Good call on the Chief. At what point does he see her? Pretty sure an appearance was never made.


It was one of the stories in Evolutions or Legends or whatever the book was called.

  • 01.07.2013 7:37 PM PDT

GAAAAYYY

So John promised to marry a girl at the age of 6? Hmmm...

  • 01.07.2013 7:39 PM PDT

Do you really want to know?

In the end, he gets Parisa and Palmer in one bed.

  • 01.07.2013 8:07 PM PDT
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He who wishes for peace must first prepare for war.

Honestly, I think 343's stupid selves will either make some human form of Cortana, or make him go for that plain Palmer.


According to the Chief, if I remember correctly, it is 'pointless' to revive old relations.

She's been thinking that he's dead since they were kids.

  • 01.07.2013 8:09 PM PDT

Master Chief is already making love to Sarah Palmer and Cortana, no need for a fourth wheel.

This is a tricycle of love.

  • 01.07.2013 8:09 PM PDT
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He who wishes for peace must first prepare for war.




John saved her. John promises marriage. She falls for his charming smile and freckles. John kisses her. John goes to spartan training.

John meets Cortana. John cheats on Parisa with Cortana. John becomes a player.

John meets Palmer. John gets into it with Palmer. Three way circle.


[Edited on 01.07.2013 8:13 PM PST]

  • 01.07.2013 8:09 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

He is incapable of love.

  • 01.07.2013 8:11 PM PDT

I make a living of selling my body, and I don't mean sex.


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No, I think he will go for Palmer instead.
I hope Palmer dies a extremely tragic and cliche death because that's what she deserves.

  • 01.07.2013 8:12 PM PDT
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He who wishes for peace must first prepare for war.


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John saves girl.

Girl promises marriage.

John = kidnapped, supersoldier

John is fighting war in city.

Girl is in city.

John meets girl again.

Girl doesn't know who John is because armor.

John = super sneaky and doesn't tell her who he is.


She still thinks that he is dead. She has literally no idea of what really happened to him.

Maybe, by the time Halo 4 happened, she probably has some inkling, since the Spartans are full blown popular.

She probably caught wind of tales of kids being kidnapped at very young ages, and the whole process that happens with that, and probably begins to have second thoughts on what happened to John.

  • 01.07.2013 8:18 PM PDT

After losing Johnson, Chief will never love again.

A great bromance.

Johnson was, no IS, a great character.

  • 01.07.2013 8:35 PM PDT

If 343i can remember this story I get the feeling that they will tie it all together at some point.

Every last question will be answered, every last detail will be paid attention to, unless another trilogy is made.

  • 01.07.2013 8:44 PM PDT