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Subject: ITT- We Pretend We Are In A Starbucks
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*Sits in dark corner with Macbook, pretending to type a novel*
*Actually just pricking about on iTunes*

  • 01.07.2013 7:15 PM PDT

Posted by: Falcon Saber
I like how your sub box is full of science and political videos but your recommendations are full of anime girls kissing each other.

Just Zoid being Zoid ^_^

"I'll have whatever isn't -blam!-

...

owait"

  • 01.07.2013 7:16 PM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.

Hey man, watcha workin on? *puts hand on shoulder slowly sliding down your back*

  • 01.07.2013 7:16 PM PDT

*Then suddenly, Leonardo DiCaprio walks into the store.*

  • 01.07.2013 7:17 PM PDT
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"Starbucks, eh?"
*turns around and leaves*
(I don't drink coffee, not sure how I wandered in here...)

  • 01.07.2013 7:17 PM PDT

Challenge me to a Hawaiian Punch chugging contest. I dare you.


Posted by: mubox47
$.50 in store credit.

But i already had starbucks today. . .and half my friend's coffee too. . .

  • 01.07.2013 7:17 PM PDT
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*sits in the corner with my laptop watching pr0n*

  • 01.07.2013 7:18 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

What is this place? It smells like the land of the gods! Give thy holy juice to me, I am craving a cup of your finest brew.

  • 01.07.2013 7:18 PM PDT

*Gets a crane with a wreaking ball*
*Destroys Starbucks*
*Builds a bakery*
Who wants pie?

  • 01.07.2013 7:18 PM PDT
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Dude where's my warthog?

*walks in naked*
*walks out*

  • 01.07.2013 7:18 PM PDT
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I'll have a snozzberrymachocoloccafrapacino please.

  • 01.07.2013 7:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: evilcam
Bobcast is paid in MILF blind dates.

Guys, shut up. I'm trying to write this movie script.

  • 01.07.2013 7:20 PM PDT

Brainwashing, idiotic media: "hur dur, vido gaems cas vilenc n iz nt gud. dey ned 2 b baned."

Logic: Really? Then please explain how there's violence in third world countries. I guess they're all poor due to the large amount of video games they buy.

I'll take that new $7 coffee because it's new.

  • 01.07.2013 7:22 PM PDT
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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

Hey, do any of you want to watch me write this book?

Nothin' better than publicly displaying your brilliance, guys.

  • 01.07.2013 7:22 PM PDT

"If practice makes perfect" and 'nobody's perfect,' then what's the point of practice?"

How did I get here?

  • 01.07.2013 7:24 PM PDT

Rock bottom is no place to set up camp. Especially in the dark.

-sets up my desktop computer on a table-

Waiter! I'll have the least popular thing on your menu!

[Edited on 01.07.2013 7:25 PM PST]

  • 01.07.2013 7:25 PM PDT
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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

Posted by: Thrasher Fan
Guys, shut up. I'm trying to write this movie script.

Mine's about a guy who doesn't like spicy food. But ironically, his name is Charles McSpicy, and he gets much fun poked at him. And he doesn't like it one bit. It really dwells into the inner thoughts of a struggling, taunted individual, I'm trying to reach out to all those unappreciated kids with my originality.

  • 01.07.2013 7:28 PM PDT

DOWN WITH THE ESTABLISHMENT!

*fixes scarf that fell over side of shoulder*

  • 01.07.2013 7:28 PM PDT
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For all questions with answers unknown to you, the proper procedure is to assume the answer is peanut butter.

While that may be true, I'm just going to pretend otherwise.

I've never been to a Starbucks.

  • 01.07.2013 7:28 PM PDT

in·dif·fer·ence
the fact or state of being indifferent; lack of care or concern and empathy demonstrated by an absence of emotional reactions.

"I'll take some vanilla bull--blam!-"

  • 01.07.2013 7:29 PM PDT

I'm glad you cared to look at this box with letters. Lets hang out sometime! :D

I'm here for the WiFi.

-types on laptop-

I would also like a Smoke-a-lotta-Latte.

[Edited on 01.07.2013 7:31 PM PST]

  • 01.07.2013 7:29 PM PDT
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*stands in line for 20 minutes, constantly looking at my watch*

I do that almost every morning.

  • 01.07.2013 7:29 PM PDT
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"I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-Albert Einstein

Gimme a some iced coffee.

  • 01.07.2013 7:29 PM PDT


Posted by: WinyPit82
Posted by: Thrasher Fan
Guys, shut up. I'm trying to write this movie script.

Mine's about a guy who doesn't like spicy food. But ironically, his name is Charles McSpicy, and he gets much fun poked at him. And he doesn't like it one bit. It really dwells into the inner thoughts of a struggling, taunted individual, I'm trying to reach out to all those unappreciated kids with my originality.
"That's terrible. I've been in many great movies and that is the worst idea I've ever heard." Says Leonardo DiCaprio.

  • 01.07.2013 7:30 PM PDT

No u


Posted by: WinyPit82
Posted by: Thrasher Fan
Guys, shut up. I'm trying to write this movie script.

Mine's about a guy who doesn't like spicy food. But ironically, his name is Charles McSpicy, and he gets much fun poked at him. And he doesn't like it one bit. It really dwells into the inner thoughts of a struggling, taunted individual, I'm trying to reach out to all those unappreciated kids with my originality.
Perhaps on the inside, he really does like spicy food. He just hasn't given it a chance.

  • 01.07.2013 7:30 PM PDT

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