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Subject: ITT- We Pretend We Are In A Starbucks

in·dif·fer·ence
the fact or state of being indifferent; lack of care or concern and empathy demonstrated by an absence of emotional reactions.


For people that don't know what I'm on about.

  • 01.07.2013 7:31 PM PDT

*Plugs macbook into wall, plugs iPhone and iPad into macbook*

Man, I'm so much better than everyone else. <3 me

  • 01.07.2013 7:32 PM PDT

心の中に弱い風が吹いています。

I'll have a venti white chocolate mocha.
*pays*
Thanks.
*walks over to seating where friends are at*
*starts talking about whatever*

  • 01.07.2013 7:33 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

*Walks inside*

*Sniffs*

Hipsters...

  • 01.07.2013 7:33 PM PDT

Posted by: TrussingDoor
Posted by: DAS B00T x2
You know what's even worse?

When the boy you like has a girlfriend.
#gheyworldproblems

I'd like a coffee, just a black coffee.

*awkward silence and odd stares*

  • 01.07.2013 7:35 PM PDT

XBL: l Sonic l
PSN: Sonic_343

Starbucks overdoes their coffee so much.

If I'm there I order an Americano with sugar free vanilla.

*orders Americano with sugar free vanilla.*

[Edited on 01.07.2013 7:37 PM PST]

  • 01.07.2013 7:36 PM PDT
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I always order an Americano or Pike-place dark regular. The batistas can't fathom someone might just want a regular coffee...they always act so surprised of my order.

  • 01.07.2013 7:39 PM PDT

''Hell is other people.''

Starbucks. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany.

  • 01.07.2013 7:42 PM PDT

-I was here

"yeah, so I'm listening to this new band now, they're pretty underground, you probably haven't heard of them."
*adjusts hipster glasses*

Barista, can I have another Soy double latte please?

*continues using mac book*

/fin

Now, If you'll excuse me, I have to go bang my head into a wall for acting like a hipster douche.

  • 01.07.2013 7:46 PM PDT
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*freeloads off of free wifi*

  • 01.07.2013 8:06 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Yo, bro! Check out my Frappe, bro! I'm snooty

  • 01.07.2013 8:07 PM PDT

Shakes Magic 8 Ball

The only time I'm ever at a Starbuck's is when I'm with one of my female friends.

I'm a man, I prefer Caribou coffee.

  • 01.07.2013 8:07 PM PDT

-orders a coffee-

-walks out-

  • 01.07.2013 8:07 PM PDT

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I'll have a... a... medium

*everyone stares in disgust*

  • 01.07.2013 8:07 PM PDT

Do you really want to know?

*Rips table out of floor.*

RAAAAAAGGGEEEEE!!!

*Throws hot coffee on some dude, which, for some reason, lights him on fire.*

  • 01.07.2013 8:08 PM PDT

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