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Subject: Cabin in the Woods (Spoilers)
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Just saw this movie for the first time. Had its moments. Thought the ending was stupid...why wouldn't Dana shoot the stoner dude? It's one life for billions, seems like a pretty obvious choice.

What'd you guys think of the movie?

  • 01.07.2013 8:04 PM PDT

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Because she realized after, she even -blam!- says it in the movie, that Marty was right.

Now think back to his rant earlier on in the movie about people being afraid of society crumbling. I think you missed the entire punch line of the movie dude.

  • 01.07.2013 8:06 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

It caught me a little, I saw it coming though.
It was ok.

  • 01.07.2013 8:06 PM PDT

Personally, I thought I was great; fully enjoyed it.

I too did think the end was a bit strange, but whatever, still loved it.

I know all my friends think I'm crazy, but that was probably the only genuinely interesting and funy movie I watched in 2012.

Remember: this is not a horror film, it is like meta horror + comedy

  • 01.07.2013 8:07 PM PDT

Yay yuh!!!!!

It was so weird. I wish it would have been the mermaids.
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  • 01.07.2013 8:08 PM PDT
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EXTREME PREJUDICE

craptacular

  • 01.07.2013 8:08 PM PDT

That movie is jacked up...

  • 01.07.2013 8:09 PM PDT

Break down, every single one of you.

It was a good movie. What you must realize, though, is that Cabin in the Woods was a tribute to horror movies. Go watch it again and try to pick out which other horror movies it specifically pays homage to. Off the top of my head, I can think of Evil Dead, Hellraiser, It, and Strangers.

  • 01.07.2013 8:09 PM PDT

If I ever see anyone post in a thread "That's your opinion", I immediately lose all respect for them.

Also, if you're discussing a topic with me and you resort to name calling, pull "life checks", or just call anything you don't agree with retarded without giving legitimate reasons, don't expect me to take you serious in anyway what so ever.

It was like if M. Night Shamalan make a horror movie.

  • 01.07.2013 8:13 PM PDT

I liked it a lot, it was fantastic social commentary and Marty was just flat out awesome.

  • 01.07.2013 8:14 PM PDT

Calculus calms my troubled mind

It wasn't a horror movie really, it was like a meta-horror parody tribute. Didn't Joss Wheedon direct it?

  • 01.07.2013 8:15 PM PDT

Posted by: SPLEEEEENS
I liked it a lot, it was fantastic social commentary and Marty was just flat out awesome.


It's because Joss Whedon is the media hero we need, but not the one we deserve.

  • 01.07.2013 8:15 PM PDT

Break down, every single one of you.


Posted by: jondoe4362
It wasn't a horror movie really, it was like a meta-horror parody tribute. Didn't Joss Wheedon direct it?
You are correct, sir.

  • 01.07.2013 8:15 PM PDT

I thought it was a dumb attempt at a funny scary movie.

  • 01.07.2013 8:16 PM PDT

Checking out my profile I see?

I enjoyed it.

  • 01.07.2013 8:21 PM PDT

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Posted by: cheezytacos1
I thought it was a dumb attempt at a funny scary movie.

D:

  • 01.07.2013 8:35 PM PDT
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Why So Serious?

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Posted by: Puma Knight

Posted by: jondoe4362
It wasn't a horror movie really, it was like a meta-horror parody tribute. Didn't Joss Wheedon direct it?
You are correct, sir.


He didn't direct it, but he was the writer.

  • 01.07.2013 8:54 PM PDT

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A lot of my friends thought it was average-to-decent.

Personally, this movie was right up my ally: A witty comedy disguised as a horror movie written by Joss Whedon.

It had plenty of hidden nods as well that I didn't catch until my second viewing.

Sure, it isn't movie-of-the-year material, but it's up there as one of my favorite movies.

  • 01.07.2013 9:00 PM PDT
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Personally, I enjoyed it; it had a strong cast and a convincing setting. I think people just hate on it because of the ending; to be honest, the makers of the movie where probably just trolling xD

  • 01.07.2013 9:17 PM PDT