- Deep Fryed Emu
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- Senior Heroic Member
Be sure to tell everyone how cool you are. If you don't tell them, they won't know.
First you will need a box, a stick, a piece of string and a copy of TeenPeople.
Position the box so that one side is touching the ground and the other is suspended with the vertically standing stick. Tie string around stick. Finally, place the magazine underneath the box.
As a girl, she will inevitably be drawn to the hot dudes and spicy drama contained in TeenPeople. When she crawls under the box to retrieve the magazine, pull the string!
She's all yours now!