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Subject: You are the last human on Earth.

We work in the dark to serve the light.

Suddenly, you hear a knock at the door. Aroused from your bleak slumber, you tentatively step into the hall. Another knock, louder, this time. Jumping slightly you slowly approach the door. As you grab the handle, another, much harder knock rattles the door, nearly tearing the hinges from the wall. You quickly tear open the door and discover... A lone Krogan, who curtly nods, says, "Shepard", and begins to leave.

How do you respond.

  • 01.07.2013 9:29 PM PDT

The human element always mucks things up.

Wait! Let me -blam!- you!

  • 01.07.2013 9:30 PM PDT
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Nod and say, "Wrex."

  • 01.07.2013 9:30 PM PDT
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fap

  • 01.07.2013 9:30 PM PDT

Suicide is the only option.

  • 01.07.2013 9:31 PM PDT

Fap

  • 01.07.2013 9:31 PM PDT

Ad Infinitum

Scream "FOR TUCHANKA!" at the top of my lungs.

  • 01.07.2013 9:32 PM PDT
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No point in putting something funny, clever or informative here. Most probably im going to get perma-banned anyway.


Posted by: Not The Joker
Nod and say, "Wrex."

  • 01.07.2013 9:32 PM PDT

If then pen is mightier than the sword, then why do actions speak louder than words?

Most current thread - http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76233031
Good for a laugh - http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=74028139

We'll bang ok?

  • 01.07.2013 9:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: Not The Joker
Nod and say, "Wrex."

  • 01.07.2013 9:33 PM PDT

Posted by: borrowedchief
We aren't here to ruin your experience (Well Qbix is).

*Ok, back to bed*

  • 01.07.2013 9:35 PM PDT