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Subject: Could the doctor fix the Warhammer 40K universe?

The bible is the best book Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM A PROUD CHRISTIAN. HALO IS AWESOME BUT GOD IS MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!
Did you knew that JESUSdied for you?

Do you think that the doctor could fix the warhammer 40K universe?.

Or any hero for that matter?

From the sound of it ... This would be christmad for him...

[Edited on 01.08.2013 9:22 AM PST]

  • 01.08.2013 9:21 AM PDT
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GT: Clerks

I think the work wood b cut out

  • 01.08.2013 9:22 AM PDT

The bible is the best book Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM A PROUD CHRISTIAN. HALO IS AWESOME BUT GOD IS MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!
Did you knew that JESUSdied for you?

The warhammer 40K is so messed up... It's a wonder anyone has the will to live there.

Fortunately the doctor could do something I think.

  • 01.08.2013 9:28 AM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.

He would be killed within a few hours of being there.

Gribbled by 'Nids
Pulled apart by Orks
Hunted down by the Inquisition for being a Psyker, Mutant and a Xenos
Comes across anyone related to Chaos who sacrifice him to their deity
Gaussed by lolcrons
Killed by one of the trillions of highly Xenophobic Imperials
Disected by a Magos Biologis
Daemonic possesion for being a Psyker.

He is going to die a painful death, unless clad in the finest plot armour crafted by Matt Ward.

  • 01.08.2013 10:28 AM PDT
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Little known fact: The Doctor actually is The Emperor.

  • 01.08.2013 10:32 AM PDT

The bible is the best book Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM A PROUD CHRISTIAN. HALO IS AWESOME BUT GOD IS MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!
Did you knew that JESUSdied for you?

Give him a little credit. Direct assault isn't the doctor's syle anyway...
Posted by: culexus
He would be killed within a few hours of being there.

Gribbled by 'Nids
Pulled apart by Orks
Hunted down by the Inquisition for being a Psyker, Mutant and a Xenos
Comes across anyone related to Chaos who sacrifice him to their deity
Gaussed by lolcrons
Killed by one of the trillions of highly Xenophobic Imperials
Disected by a Magos Biologis
Daemonic possesion for being a Psyker.

He is going to die a painful death, unless clad in the finest plot armour crafted by Matt Ward.

  • 01.08.2013 10:42 AM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.


Posted by: BestSpartan117
Give him a little credit. Direct assault isn't the doctor's syle anyway...
Posted by: culexus
He would be killed within a few hours of being there.

Gribbled by 'Nids
Pulled apart by Orks
Hunted down by the Inquisition for being a Psyker, Mutant and a Xenos
Comes across anyone related to Chaos who sacrifice him to their deity
Gaussed by lolcrons
Killed by one of the trillions of highly Xenophobic Imperials
Disected by a Magos Biologis
Daemonic possesion for being a Psyker.

He is going to die a painful death, unless clad in the finest plot armour crafted by Matt Ward.


Alright, I give him a few days.

Since warp travel is relatively slow.

  • 01.08.2013 10:43 AM PDT

<(-_-)> Teh mokey is not amused

He'd probably arrive, take one look, cry -blam!- no and leave immediately.

  • 01.08.2013 10:44 AM PDT

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Not with the Teletubby menace proving an issue

  • 01.08.2013 10:47 AM PDT

This world wants to drag you down... And the weight, that guilt they want to hang around your neck, you don’t have to carry it one more step. You think they won’t let you rest, but it’s not up to them. It never was.

The Doctor could fix the Warhammer 40k universe by travelling back in time before all the -blam!- happened and stopping it. That'd be the only way.

  • 01.08.2013 10:57 AM PDT


Posted by: ToastyWaffles
The Doctor could fix the Warhammer 40k universe by travelling back in time before all the -blam!- happened and stopping it. That'd be the only way.


Stopping what exactly? How? The only way to "fix" the 40K universe is to kill all the humans everywhere. Humanity is the main reason chaos is so powerful, and bombing them back to the stone age would only delay things for a bit.

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Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.

Probably not. Everyone would rather kill him than listen to him.

  • 01.08.2013 1:03 PM PDT

Doubt it, it would require a Psychic or otherwise true God to stop Chaos. Any plans the Doctor makes would inevitably only fuel Tzeentch. Nothing he could do could stop them.

Short of nuking everyone, but I don't think he'd do that.

[Edited on 01.08.2013 1:13 PM PST]

  • 01.08.2013 1:05 PM PDT