- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Master Chief? Die? Ha!
He can't die, he's got that crazy luck that got him out of hundreds of intense military encounters that were vurtually impossible to survive. If he died, the world's blogger population would decrease severely due to 'Halo 3 Ending' related lack of food, hydration, and sleep, resulting, but not limited to, death.
Master Chief can't die, millions of lives depend on it.