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Subject: The ways Truth should die.
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Posted by: MasterChef1013
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Banjo to the back of the head.


Good idea, lets bring back Banjo Kazooie from N64 and have them team up w/ chief and let the redneck mayhem begin....yeehaw yall


no. never again, no.


Dont worry bro..just a joke.. :)

  • 07.09.2006 3:48 PM PDT
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truth should die either of these two ways:

getting nuked with a 1000 kiloton nuke

-or-

the MC giving him the biggest -blam!--slap ever recorded

  • 07.09.2006 3:50 PM PDT
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The Master Cheif should get a strand of barbwire, sneak up behind him and strangle/cut him. then the grunts eat his body

  • 07.09.2006 9:42 PM PDT
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force feed him gunpowder and then force him to smoke a cigar... BOOM

  • 07.09.2006 10:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: MJOLNIR451
Posted by: Master Gus
Posted by: Lucky Assult
Explosive Diarrhea

ROFL!---Truth would be sitting on the toilet taking a -blam!-, and he'd be yelling out, "Bomb armed, bomb planted!!" Then right after that his whole body would like shake and then explode from the massive -blam!- he just took!

ROFLMFAO

  • 07.09.2006 10:22 PM PDT
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Truth gets teleported/stranded being surrounded by a bunch of grunts/elites. It should be night and he should be wandering around lost and then you see little eyes appearing all around him. He tries to use his once had powers and command them to stand down, but they are not longer in his control. He gets subsequently slaughtered by a huge onslaught of grunts/elites.




Also, lets leave politics out of these messageboards.

  • 07.09.2006 11:17 PM PDT
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Master Chief and Arbiter should just gang bang him, maybe some curb stomping.

  • 07.09.2006 11:27 PM PDT
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To play or not to play....

Ok seriously it will be like this.

The arbiter gets a hold of him and right before he slashes a new smile for Truth he hears Truth utter the words "I am your father". Then the Arbiter gets all mushy, they hug and the universe is rosey and all is good.

Hey the folks at Bungie better not do that I was only joking :p

Hmmm...


Or better yet lock him in a room with the two Monitors and have him listen to them for a few hours. Surely no more cruel fate could be devised. Oh and make sure he has a pistol with one shot.

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  • 07.10.2006 4:35 AM PDT
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Location: Outlaws' Summit.

MC hits the standby button and melees truth as he's walking into the wall

Truth: " WtF??? Blue screeen?"

  • 07.10.2006 5:20 AM PDT
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all of his brutes shoud get killed from some plauge or something and then all of the elites that r being slaugterd should come bak and team up with the humans and lock truth in the room that MC found with the flood in 343 guilty spark.

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  • 07.10.2006 5:31 AM PDT
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The Chief cuts his head off with the energy sword, and holds it up high to show as his prize. After returning home, he dries it out, and places it on a plaque, and mounts it up above his fireplace where he sits in front of with his bathrobe on and smoking his pipe that he got off of Keyes. =D

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  • 07.10.2006 5:33 AM PDT
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343 coems along " you are responcible for teh breaking of protocol, you know HOW MUCH FUSS you have caused me? nice easy job then you came along and messed it up.. eat this!!!!!11111" then 343 glows real bright, and a blue beam hits truth 7 times.

  • 07.10.2006 5:58 AM PDT
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Hung, drawn and quartered. If you don't know what that is then all i will say it is a bad way to die.

  • 07.10.2006 2:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: Master Gus
Posted by: AWeafe
Hung, drawn and quartered. If you don't know what that is then all i will say it is a bad way to die.
...o......k......

Yea exactly lol

  • 07.10.2006 2:42 PM PDT
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Chief battles him and he is in his floaty chair and he burns chief to the ground.When truth aproches Chief pulls out a Frag and Blow them both up.

  • 07.10.2006 2:44 PM PDT
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my idea is he's sitin in his chair mc walks in with darth vader and all the worlds greatest villians and heros and mc says have fun boys peter griffin is there to no I'm kidding mc jumps up beam rifle right through the brain

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  • 07.10.2006 2:45 PM PDT
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I would say the Arbiter would corner him with a sword in hir hand, make Truth explain, well, the truth, and then take him out in a quick slash to the neck...ouch.

  • 07.10.2006 2:48 PM PDT
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why's everyone saying, "Doy, A republican will kill truth cuz there bumb heads, doy."

Oh wait, i get it, because republicans are the only people actually willing to kill our enemies, good point guys.

  • 07.10.2006 2:54 PM PDT

Tartaruses ghost will throw a plasma at him, miss, and he will trip on a dead hunter's back. then he will bleed to death, and his heart will be exploded by steroids the cheif gave him.

  • 07.10.2006 2:59 PM PDT
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Will Dick Cheney be alive in 500 years?

Hand him a shotgun and run like hell.

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  • 07.10.2006 3:02 PM PDT